Chapstache

A horrible stubble-based mustache that results when you need to shave but you forget and put on chapstick first, then when you realize that if you shave around your mouth using your new electric razor the blades will gunk up with chapstick and you'll have to spend another $50 on a new razor sooner than you would have, so you end up just shaving everywhere but around your mouth, leaving an ugly stubbly chapstache.

Chad: "Hey, I think you forgot to shave around your..."
Grag: "I know!! I forgot and put on chapstick!"
Chad: "Oh. Well, don't worry; your chapstache looks great! You look just like Ashton Kutcher!"
Grag: "Shut up!!"

by HollowShell September 22, 2011

chapstatic

The result of leaving chapstic in a load of clothes you put in the dryer. Your clothes will have a slimy starchy staticy feeling.

Dave will you empty your god damn pockets before you put your clothes in the dryer the whole load is all chapstatic

by Totesmagotes June 19, 2015

Chausiana

She is a loving &’ caring girl that will do it anything for some she love &’ cares about. Don’t get on her bad side though because she can be you’re worst enemy.

Chausiana is my niggaaa.

by chausimartay November 2, 2019

chastasperated

The feeling of anxious exasperation when being kept in chaste in bdsm play. A more intense form of chastrated.

Two weeks into chastity, out of the blue, the Domme i play with sent me a couple of videos of her masturbating. After watching those, i'm chastasperated.

by marky lune August 19, 2020

chavstabulary

The local chav force, like the local constabulary but made of chavs on Halfords bikes.

The chavstabulary is on patrol tonight.

by 55 pints of golf November 1, 2020

chuustarz

chuustarz is the best tiktoker, genshin player and friend ever!!!!!! Kaz is the best and no one is more superior than glitch :proud:

Cool person: “Bro do you know chuustarz on tiktok?”

Other cool person: “Ya it is the best person EVER”

Me: “Be jealous he’s my friend 😂👆”

by sexypigeonseattoast June 14, 2021

chastane

The most beautiful, she is likely your dream girl. Super sweet with a Hot switch. She will kick your ass and walk away ,when she's done-shes done. Super sexy ,someone to fantasize about. She can drive you crazy in all ways but you will never forget her. She's the essence of beauty she's amazing and she's mine.-William

Chastane is so beautiful.

Did you see chastane today? She looked sexy.

by Frapking July 27, 2021