ass crusticles

The gravelly turd build-up on one's taint
A particulary undesirable person, group of people or event(s)

What a bunch of drama loving ass crusticles...
He is such an ass crusticle

by Emerson Biggens January 18, 2014

chesticles

What you get when you dive into icy cold water. The balls snap up through the abdominal cavity and come to rest in the thorax.

The water was so cold, Charlie got chesticles. his Speedo flat as a Ken doll.

by Pantaloon February 9, 2008

Chesticles

Alternative descriptive term for a ladys breasts.

boobs tits breasts jugs melons rack

Tom: Check out her rack Paul!

Phil:Thats a nice set of boobs eh?

Paul: Yup, THATS a nice pair of Chesticles!

by Donkeh December 17, 2008

chesticales

breasts, boobs, sweater mittens. whatever you may call them.

man those are a fine pair of chesticales shes got right there

by TheLag January 16, 2006

Chesticles

Fatty deposits on a man's chest that appear similar to the female mammaries (see also Moobs}. Can be easily observed at tractor pulls, county fairs, flea markets and any truck stop.

Holy cow, does that guy have a pair of chesticles on him! (it's just more fun to say than man boobs)

by Crastoforbit August 26, 2008

chanticleer

another word for rooster. a male chicken.

most of us do not eat chanticleers.

by sarah steadywithmen May 3, 2006

Christicles

An exclamation, conjoining the words "Christ" and "testicles", indicating either shock or amazement. Often preceeded by the word "holy".

Holy Christicles! Someone ripped off my MP3 player!

by Cap'n Sweaty! October 11, 2003