charlton

the best club south of the Thames. They look down to low levels like palace and have got one of the best managers in the premiership.

-how did charlton do today?
-they sent palace down to the championship!!

by cafc luva July 25, 2008

carlito

the most finest handsome dude on planet. carlito might be mean at first but get to know him. he is like no other. if you mess with him or his love ones he's jumping.

her: where is this fine carlito boy

friend: on your mind

by lil M.C April 25, 2019

Carlitos

A person who lives in El Paso and likes to frequent various strip clubs to show off his mad skills.

Jose: Man, who is this? (sticks 2 dollar bill in g string)
Juan: That's THE Carlitos.

by Shahbizzlebazzle April 28, 2010

Carlito

A kid That Poops in the middle of class

Ha Ha he took a Carlito what a fag.

by Andreas the man March 26, 2008

Charlton Heston

Having intercourse (anal or vaginal) while the recipient is wearing a monkey mask. During the act it is acceptable to quota Planet of the Apes.

"You dam dirty ape."

Having intercourse (anal or vaginal) ( Charlton Heston)inserts into the recipient ( the ape)while the individual is wearing a monkey mask. During the act it is acceptable to quota Planet of the Apes.

You dam dirty ape.

by clownass December 6, 2006

Charlton Athletic

A vastly underachieving team based in South-East London, recently ditched by their 'successful manager' Alan Curbishley, a Brighton reject as a player. Considered by many to be much inferior to Crystal Palace FC, the best team in South London. In order to gain support Charlton feel the need to bus 'fans' in from the Medway Towns, Dover and Folkestone, as well as shipping them over from Calais and Boulogne. Known for the rather anorakish and trainspotting tendencies of their fans, who are referred to as the 'Clowns'

Look at that, Palace knocking another goal past Charlton Athletic

by Parkmeister May 15, 2006

Carlitos

Several tiny Carlos'.

Man, those Carlitos are everywhere.

by jcmurillo91 August 4, 2014