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fifty percent chance I fuck your wife

Refers to a situation upon which there is a statistically binary outcome in the opportunity to have sex with an attractive married woman.
Person A - How do I know if there's a fifty percent chance I fuck your wife?
Person B - It's cool with me as long as it's cool with her and I'm allowed to watch!
by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020
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Penitentiary Chances

Engaging in a highly risky act (usually illegal) that has the high possibility of landing one in jail or prison.
Bitch please. I'm not smoking weed in public. I don't believe in taking Penitentiary Chances.
by menoenglish April 20, 2017
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an amazing person who keeps people laughing with her silliness but can be really mean
Wow that girl is such a Chaniese with those insults.
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chandeep

An amazing person with a big heart who always wants the best for everyone. Smart, genuine, kind and pretty.
I wish I was a chandeep
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Bike Chanderson

Ship name for the pairing of Blaine Anderson and Mike Chang on the TV series Glee.
Bike Chanderson in 03x18:

Mike: Blaine, I need your help. Tina wants me to slick my hair back for prom and I’ve never used gel, so I have no idea what I’m doing.

Blaine: Biggest tip I can give you: never brush after you gel. Disaster. Second tip: feel free to use a little sweat or a little splash of water to reactivate the gel or give it a complete new look. See that? It’s a whole new 'do, my friend.
by bikechanderson March 25, 2013
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Chandee

Another term for immortal. Incredible being with secret supernatural powers. Extremely beautiful. Completely lethal. Craved by many, and kills with looks.
Be more like chandee.
by GoldenLuck March 16, 2009
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