chlamydia

I am not a whore.
I am not confused.
I am not “going through a phase”
I am not invisible.
I am not unfaithful.
I am not alone.

I’m chlamydia.

And that’s really all there is to it.

“i’m feeling pretty chlamydia today!”

by harveyweinstein September 30, 2018

Chlamydia

what's worse than Logan Paul?

nothing.

"Wow that is a really cute dog! Also I have chlamydia."

by suckyourmum02 January 2, 2020

Charmy

Charmy is the nickname for Rika Ishikawa, a former member of J-pop girl group, Morning Musume.
Her other nickname is "Rikacchi".

Charmy is so cute! I love Rika!!

by tvxq fan September 25, 2005

Just Chamy It

It's a phrase implying to simply act. To enjoy life or do the impulsive.

Mr. Smith: Yo I didn't study for that exam, I'm gonna fail.

Mr. Tim: Bro relax just chamy it, you'll be fine.

by The Chamy January 28, 2011

Chlamydia

Cameron moulding

Phoebe:Awww that cameron lad has chlamydia

Davey:Don’t forget Gonnoreha!!

by Ffgjyrdsss July 28, 2018

Chlamydia

Usually spawned and or incubated within women between the ages of 17 to 23 named Kiana Thomas. Symptoms include compulsive urges to remove articles of clothing and take raunchy provocative photos to receive attention from desperate horny douche bags. You may also experience swelling of the ankles and singing like a Furby low on battery power. The only way you can cure this wretched disease is a swift kick in the mouth and a good dose of penicillin.

Oh you got a chlamydia, scientific name Kiana Thomas

by Gurl69 October 20, 2013

chlamyphylis

Of unknown origin, chlamyphylis is the most heinous of sexually transmitted diseases. Its name would imply that it is, in fact, some strange offspring between chlamydia and syphilis. It is not.

Don't date Becky, broham. She's such a bonerfaced whore, she probably has chlamyphylis.

by doctorfaygo September 23, 2010