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ceremonial sniff

Something all people do after fingering a girl. If you've ever fingered a girl before, you know exactly what I'm talking about. "checking the goods" is one way of putting it.
"So I finally fingered Delilah"
"...and everything was in order"
"Yeah I did the ceremonial sniff, everything checks out ok"
by fidge July 15, 2015
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Ceremonials

55 minutes and 58 seconds of perfection in the form of Florence + The Machine's sophomore album.
My absolute favorite album of all time ever is Ceremonials.
by misrabella November 27, 2012
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Cremony

Cremony is similar but not the same as a ceremony. Cremony is oft confused but is a fancier and larger version of a reception that occur in weddings or dances
Wanna had the greatest cremony the city of Austin had ever seen
by Joes312 June 30, 2016
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Master of Ceremonies (MC)

A Master of Ceremonies (MC) in the Catholic Church, is a server who is "in charge" of making sure everything during Mass is done correctly. He assists the Priest during High Mass and may also be present at other liturgical functions.
The Master of Ceremonies (MC) got mad that the Thurifer accidentally set the Sacristy on fire.
by Skyrim550 December 16, 2021
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Ceremonial Squats

Whether it be a video game, or real life, each event in history requires drastic actions to be taken by a person, or people, there, usually in the process of humiliating another person, therefore proving that you are the superior human being in both supreme skill, and good looks, of course. This technique is acquired by placing yourself nearby or over the humili-ee, and proceeding to take your scrotum out of your pants (this applies to females, too), and placing them on said person's face, also whilst doing a squatting motion; as in standing-crouching-standing, etc.

Usually referred to (by those with lesser skill) as "teabagging".

If there is a group of people, and not enough room for everyone to crowd around one body, instead one person stands over the body and performs Ceremonial Squats on said person's face, whilst everyone else does it in close proximity, therefore transferring the chakra of all the squats combined toward the person standing over the body, in turn providing a much fuller force as if everyone were doing it at once to the same body. Essentially, a Dragonball Z-esque moment.
Example 1:
"HYPER COMBO K.O.!"
Gaz: "Yes, I won!"
Matt: "How will you celebrate?"
Gaz: "Gotta do some Ceremonial Squats. Just let me plonk my balls on his face."

Example 2:
Gaz: "YES! Time for some Ceremonial Squats."
Tom: "Agh! Could you please get your balls out of my face?!"
Alex: "You know, I could file that under paedophilia..."

Example 3:
Gaz: "People of Earth, give me your power!"
People of Earth: "Clearly wants the D. That guy got dicked on."
by Jackie Turtle November 30, 2013
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ceremonial salad toss

When your taste and smell are lost due to contracting Covid-19, you go to a homosexual wedding and as a wedding gift offer to toss the grooms’ salad.
Groom: Thanks for coming to my wedding!

Blake: No problem! Now let me come to the honeymoon suite to give you your gift… a ceremonial salad toss
by Gayke123 December 2, 2022
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master of ceremonies

Let me see your master of ceremonies
by erin June 2, 2004
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