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certified creeper

Someone who is creepy to an extent where creeping may as well be their profession. They have it down to a science.
Zach keeps following me around... He's a certified creeper.
by creepertarget November 14, 2011
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Creeper

A type of creature often seen in the In Development game, Minecraft. Similar to a suicide bomber but this creature lures prey into its line of fire by frowning and looking generaly sad. People fooled by this act soon are blow to millions of tiny bits as the creeper explodes. The creeper earned its name for its ability to swiftly sneak up on an unsuspecting player and quickly kill them, destroy their construction, and leave them exposed to more powerful monsters.
Player: Dum dum diddle dum dum

Creeper:SSSSSSSSsssssss

Player: OH SHI-

*Creeper and Player are killed in a large explosion*
by Crazy Crono July 14, 2010
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Creeper Cake

A phrase used by drama-prone, annoying teenage girls to describe birthday wishes from Facebook friends with whom they do not regularly interact.
Annoying girl: "ZOMG! I got so much creeper cake on my birthday!!!!!!!1111! So many creepers on my profile!!!!!1111!!

Everyone else: "People don't have to creep your profile to see that it's your birthday. If you're on their list, it pops up in their feed. They say 'Happy Birthday' and move on with their lives. Get over yourself, you annoying bitch."
by anti-annoying September 7, 2011
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closet creeper

a person who seems completely normal at first, and then when you get to know them or spend time with them turns out to be a creeper
by lovergirl89 March 19, 2008
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Creeper Weed

This term is used to describe weed that is so killer that it will take at least 5 minutes to start to feel the effects.Once you are stoned you will lose at least 1 hour of your life staring at the ceiling of your house.
Stoner #1: Dude this weed didn't get me high.
Stoner #2: Wait a few minutes Bro, this is some Creeper Weed.
by Mojo Maniac August 19, 2008
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Creeperv

A person or a thing which is, at the same time, both creepy and pervy.
That guy is a real creeperv, I mean look at that mustache!
by CzTimezzz! May 6, 2009
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Creeperdar

It's the opposite of gaydar. It's the ability to detect a creeper/creepy/perverted person from a close proximity, or maybe even a farther distance.
My creeperdar is going off hardcore, for that old man is offering the little girl candy.
by SophieSophie July 20, 2009
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