Ceebs

Ceebs, cba or cbf, and couldn't be arsed/assed or couldn't be fucked, means to be lazy, only in an informal manner.

Person 1: "Bro, can you make me some coffee? I made it for you last time."
Person 2: "Ehh, ceebs."

by Blazingtactic July 10, 2016

ceebs

a word that originally came from "cant be fucked" or cant be stuffed" and they used cbs for short for "cant be stuffed" and then they made it into a word which is "ceebs"

yo man come to mine and play some fortnite

nah ceebs lol

rlly cunt

yeah mate i ceebs playing fortnite

well fuck you cunt

by random guy3990304 July 19, 2018

ceebs

when you're too lazy to write can't be asked, but you're too lazy to write cba, so you ceebs

ceebs.

by High d is gay April 29, 2019

Ceebs

When you just "Can't be arsed" to say "CBA", you use the shortened version, "ceebs"

-Do you wanna go to the park today Jeff?
-Ceebs.

by Roborohan May 30, 2016

Ceebs

A shortened version of “ican’t be bothered”.

“Get out of your bed!” “Ceebs!!”

by What’s Gucci February 1, 2018

Ceebing

Being a fat alcoholic with no drive or motivation.

‘Not going to the gym, I’m ceebing’

by Bdbekwoq October 8, 2023

ceebs merchant

A ceebs merchant is one who does not attend happs despite having nothing better to do for the simple reason of not being bothered.

Person 1: "Yo is Mike coming to the party?"

Person 2: "Nah, don't you know? Mike is a ceebs merchant."

by z4//////1 December 5, 2022