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Eleanor Calder

Louis Tomlinson’s Ex-beard. It was time for all to live and let live.
Did you hear Louis and Eleanor Calder split up? She’s was his Beard anyway… now Ex-beard.
by LTHS28_2022 February 23, 2022
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Calderon

One who’s born to be great. A person with this name will always be top dog never barks always bites. Makes BIG MOVES.
-Ayo bro there comes a Calderon

Damn you don’t want to mess with him !!
by Loubands June 6, 2018
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cauliflower beanbag

first coined by the comedian Lee Evans, the Cauliflower beanbag is the result of a man slipping during the balance beam event and catching the twins on the bar
He's one slip away from catching the twins....*DUMMM* cauliflower beanbag. Now he's only good for the walking race
by strangechild36 September 15, 2010
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Calded

Ha, Luke Marsonyou're calded
by Hay Jaslam September 26, 2018
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cauliflower cock

a relatively not serious medical condition otherwise known as genital warts, or HPV. Warty dick is a synonym. The term "cauliflower" comes from bumpy clumps of white warts on or around the genitalia area.
Gordon was on a six week, ether, sherms, and ecstasy fueled sex romp that made Charlie Sheen look like a cub scout. He woke up one morning and suddenly had a case of cauliflower cock.

He thought back to all the girls he slept with. From the greasy black chicken-heads to the 5 dollar Mexican illegals, he couldn't figure it out. Then it came to him - it had to be the twin Hungarian needle-freaks about 4 weeks back.
by Jrubadub November 3, 2011
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Caulk the wagon and float it

To take your time and be cautious when crossing rivers, but also not so cautious that you will only cross a river if there is a ferry present.

Originally a mindset used in the classic computer game The Oregon Trail, but can also be a way of life.
Don't be foolhardy and just try to ford the river. Take your time, be cautious, caulk the wagon and float it.
by Christian Suba December 9, 2008
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eleanor calder

Louis Tominson's "gf".
She is a beard cuz louis is GAY
She has two beautiful dogs, Clifford and Bruce.
She is also an influencer.
person 1: hey do u like eleanor calder
person 2: LARRY 4EVER
by cheeeeeeeeeseeeee November 21, 2021
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