catywumpus

1) Askew, off-kilter
2) Complete mess (used in consultant-speak)

Beth said she would buy tickets for all 12 of us to the show, but that would be too catywumpus.

by heatherlove February 27, 2008

Catawompus

A mythical beast with three eyes and sharp talon claws on its feet and has a wides spread wings. Is also a night time beast that takes children who wander out late at night or adults (i.e. homeless people or just people in general)

The Catawompus took my child

by Methuselah July 20, 2003

cattywompus

to go diagonal or accross something

You know that bale of hay is about cattywompus fron Wilborn Creek.

by bub January 19, 2005

cattywampus

ayo

someone looks like tyler1
"cattywampus! Look at the dent in his head!"

by pxti February 6, 2021

Catawampus

A synonym for a big ruckus or chaos

It is a catawampus in here!

by Strange Words October 6, 2017

Cattywampus Booty

The act of having a huge ass that is lopsided. One ass cheek that is fat as fuck and then the other even larger and wasting space.

Hey look at her, she had one normal cheek and one saggy ass cheek. Nice Cattywampus booty.

I saw this type of booty at Walmart #5389. Slap that ass!!

by ironeagle3905 November 25, 2011

Cattywampus

when you let your friend blow a load on your pinky toe

Bro 1 - Hey bro I've thought about it a lot and I'm gonna let you blow a load on my pinky toe.
Bro 2 - Omg bro you're gonna let me cattywampus you?
Bro 1 - Anything for you bro
Bro 2 - Awww bro

by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020