Catapostrophe

The catastrophic misuse of the apostrophe.

I saw several catapostrophes today, including:
Bermuda is well-know for it's fine weather.
New Jersey Potatoe's.
Video's for hire.

by Richard English October 26, 2009

ass catastrophe

Accidentally shitting in ones pants while trying to fart in public. see sharting

michael, approaching the bathroom in panera bread, had an ass catastrophe.

by michaelray October 3, 2006

Catastrophe Crow

The best game in existence! Made by the famous Manfred Lorenz (R.I.P) and features the best character ever.

Me : “Hey have you heard of Catastrophe Crow? That game was my favorite

Friend : “What do you mean it was never rele-“

Me : “MY FAVORITE!!!!”

by Im0ster December 2, 2020

catastrophallic

Something worse than catastrophic.

— Hey James how was the Ogle's gig last night?
— Oh man! That was catastrophallic. The sound wasn't that good and The Prince Arthur was packed.

by Bradley Python February 18, 2008

Catastrophoclysm

Catastrophe + Cataclysm = Catastrophoclysm.

a Catastrophoclysm is an event so epic in its destructive force, that the words Catastrophe, or Cataclysm simply don't cut it.

This is epic, this goes beyond Clusterfuck, this is a Catastrophoclysm!

by B-Lister January 6, 2011

Snowball catastrophizing

Taking an ordinary mundane situation and predicting a series of disasters, each one compounding the next, leading to one horrific catastrophe.

She thinks she's going to be homeless cuz she got one bad grade. She's always snowball catastrophizing.

by Sh'Quoiya December 2, 2016

catastrophe

A real elmore like with hurricane katrina. Can happen in nature or can be a human fuck up or some combination thereof.

Katrina was a natural catastrophe made worse by how Bush elmored it up.

by Mmmm Lewinsky October 9, 2007