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Canadian Cascade

To perform a Canadian Cascade, you will need a bunk bed, two females, and four males. One of the nice ladies lies naked on the bottom bunk while all the males are on the top one. The males cut a hole in the upper mattress and simultaneously deficate, urinate, ejaculate , and vomit through it onto the waiting woman. They then proceed to gangbang the shit out of her while the other girl licks up the mess from the other's body.
Let's invite Tammy-Lynn and Shaniqua over tonight and see if they'll let us give them a good ole Canadian Cascade
by R_texas July 20, 2015
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Cascading Waterfall

To aim one's penis just right so at the point of ejaculation the stream of sperm flies overhead, narrowly missing the face in a matrix like fashion. Resembling a waterfall.
"Last night I was masterbating and totally shot a cascading waterfall"
by dccougar23 September 22, 2011
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derp cascade

(noun) the resulting effect of derp spreading rapidly between individuals in a group, as a result of hyperstimulation of the derp gland. a single stupid person will be stimulated by something derp-worthy, which will cause them to emanate derp out to their surroundings. other stupid individuals will receive the stimulus and produce the same effect. this continues until an entire population of similarly-minded individuals have become stimulated, which can lead to widespread epic failure. it becomes increasingly more common in societies where intelligence is not respected (e.g. America)
Twilight. I don't need to say anything else. Fucking Twilight. Stephenie Meyer originated the derp signal, which spread like wildfire to its readers, resulting in a derp cascade. There are plenty more examples, but for now, this epitomizes it.
by maelstr0m_X1 July 19, 2012
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queso cascade

When "the big cheese" at work passes information down to the "little cheeses".
"The company has just implemented a policy which forbids workers from decorating their office with posters of kittens hanging from tree branches which say 'hang in there'. This requires a queso cascade. Stat!"
by Julie Rodeo April 13, 2014
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Disclosure-Cascade

An act where two (or more) arguing individuals, whilst in the presence and hearing of their partners, disclose a significant number of previously unknown truths about the opposing arguer in an attempt to ‘get them in the shit’ and end the argument.
Chris ‘You are being an arse - it is your turn to get the drinks’
Paul ‘No it isn’t you cheapscate’
Chris ‘You just don’t want to go to the bar ‘cos you shagged that barmaid last night and you are with your girlfriend now’
Paul ‘Can’t believe you said that - Vicky can hear. Anyway you shagged Amanda last week behind your girlfriends back’
Chris ‘You wanker - At least I didn’t get that girl from work pregnant’
Paul ‘You bastard, but you did have an affair with your girlfriends sister’
Chris ‘You gobshite, Yeah well at-least it wasn’t my girlfriends Mother’

The disclosure-cascade continued until Pauls girlfriend punched him in the face
by Voigt Kampff October 5, 2007
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Cascade Pod

Similar to a Tide Pod, but is better for washing dishes than as a snack
I don't like eating Cascade Pods, but they are great for washing dishes.
Tide Pods taste better than Cascade Pods.
by Billiam Beaver September 3, 2018
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Cock-up Cascade

A unbroken chain of bad decisions, usually resulting in the creation of something that is bad in theory and even worse in practice. First used by video game reviewer Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw.
Yahtzee: "Homefront: The Revolution is a perfect example of a cock-up cascade."
by Father Gascoigne January 17, 2017
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