corona carwash

When a man jerks off and cums on a woman’s face and at the same time spits on her face. Also he has Corona.

Back in 2020 I pulled a Corona Carwash on my ex girlfriend , Courtney.

by Jack Handey 2020 May 16, 2020

Tulsa Carwash!

Cumming in a girls face and then using her hair to wipe it off!

I was tired of dealing her shit so I’m giving her a Tulsa Carwash!

by Breakaway December 6, 2019

Anal Carwash

The act of inserting a shit covered toilet brush down the anus of your significant other.

Guys I finally did an anal carwash with Jessica!

by theshitcannon March 23, 2020

Southtown Carwash

A sexual maneuver performed on a female. It is performed by grabbing the female partner by her inner thighs and proceeding to lick her from her clit all the way to the top of her ass crack.

Man, that girl is so good looking that i'd have to give her the southtown carwash!!

by Pistacio man November 23, 2009

Beijing Carwash

When a female douches with bleach in an attempt to have back alley abortion of sorts.

Cashier: Hey, what's this bleach for?
Woman: Oh, you know. Got knocked up, need a Beijing Carwash.
Cashier: Bitchin'!

by Nocturnal Abortion November 27, 2006

Detroit Carwash

When trying to impress your buddies you pick up a beastly looking broad. Right when she's about to blow you, you proceed to urinate all over her face.

I just gave your fat sister the ol' detroit carwash.

by Tha Dirty Mick October 16, 2006

cornhole carwash

Similar to a rimmer, the act of licking someone's arshole until clean and fresh.

That broad got the craziest cornhole carwash I've ever given.

by Nealium Vee Dub December 4, 2005