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Ryan Cabrera

22 year old acoutic rock/pop artist who has been working at fame since his young teen years. Contrary to what many believe, he released an album around age 17 called Elm St, thus disproving the theory that he only gained fame because of his appearances on the Ashlee Simpson show. His lyrics are often deeper than most think, although you'd have to be a pretty big fan to care. He also enjoys imitating Napoleon Dynamite and just having a fun time on stage...He never fails to make the audience both laugh and "aww" out loud at his concerts.

For those less familiar, he's the hispanic looking(he's actually half Colombian) singer with the big spikey hair. You may have heard his singles "Take It All Away," "True," and "40 Kinds of Sadness" on the radio.
Ryan Cabrera is hard not to love with his to-die-for looks, amazing personality, outlook on life, and unique musical talent and style.
by xDawnx July 30, 2008
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Melky Cabrera

When you are fucking a girl from behind, either in the ass or pussy, and you are about to cum you pull out and shoot it between her butt cheeks. You then grab said cheeks and push them together and apart really fast.
Dude, can I sleep on yer couch? I gave my wife a Melky Cabrera.
by Buster Heighman November 15, 2007
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Cabrera

A cabrera is a vile creature. It has a hostile and aggressive demeanor towards most people, but can act docile if your lucky. A cabrera can easily be recognized by its double chin, long lucious hair and its

signature surprised face.

A cabrera is know to speak out loud frequently, as well as insulting his peers when he finds their lack of knowledge disturbing.

Cabrera is known for carefully picking out his targets, which he will terrorize with such tings as; box in the belly, calling them retarded and his classic slap in the back, followed up by his catchphrase: Eyy bitch

Although some people call him annoying he is really a nice guy deep inside, he just doesn’t show it.
Hey who is the loud guy who just called me retard?

Yeah that’s gotta be Cabrera alright
by Maggen Kartin November 22, 2021
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Ryan Cabrera

A singer/songer/guitarrist whose music is very contemporary, easily likable and easy to listen to .
Did u hear that True song by Ryan Cabrera??? I love it b/c its soooooo greeat.
by Pisshead June 11, 2006
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ryan cabrera

A singer/songwriter that is DAMN HOT!!!!! He is often linked with lip-syncher Ashlee Simpson.
I just bought Ryan Cabrera's new CD and I love it.
by mickeys July 25, 2008
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Typical Carreras Bullshit

Sometimes known simply as "TCB", this is a common phenomenon which occurs in Richmond, VA (and sometimes the Bay Area of CA). Similar to being Munsoned, it involves having unbelievably bad luck, typically caused by one's very hubris backfiring tremendously months after the fact, always in a "first world problems" manner. The typical minimum value of "Typical Carreras Bullshit" is $1,000 USD or "50+ Mark/Andy/Oliver hours", but this is the low end. Sometimes involving low-level "get rich quick" schemes of limited viability and profitability. Symptoms of Typical Carreras Bullshit can exacerbated by either 1) THC 2) Being Married or 3) having to be somewhere on time.
Example 1)

Person 1: Man, you look bummed, what happened?
Person 2: I just got a call that a car-sized piece of my ceiling caved in....2,600 miles away.
Person 1: Hah! Typical Carreras Bullshit!

Example 2)

Person 1: What's up, man? You look upset?
Person 2: A City I don't live in is suing me for the color of my house I painted 7 years ago.
Person 1: Poor bastard...sounds like some Typical Carreras Bullshit.

Example 3)

Person 1: How's the BMW treating you?
Person 2: My ex-wife stole it, and when it got returned to me, it got booted and I sold it for parts.
Person 1: Jeezus...you sure do enjoy some Typical Carreras Bullshit, don't you?
by Lacky@TCB September 12, 2013
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Careeradversity

Someone without the degrees but has worked in a diverse background of industry and offers tremendously transferable skills, value, understanding and overall appreciation for successful operations.
Hiring agent : Your background is so, inconsistent.

You: Yes, sometimes it’s a fit and sometimes it’s not. It’s all experience and exposure I add to my careeradversity list.

Hiring agent: Careeradversity list?

You: Yes, exposure to so many industries has helped me gain a greater understanding and appreciation of how all the moving parts of an organization work.
by J-stro January 2, 2019
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