Caramelized Horse Dick

The phallus of an adult race horse tenderly cooked and caramalized and used as a blunt instrument for beating stupid people in the head.

I need to program a "SMASH insert caller name IN THE HEAD WITH A CARAMELIZED HORSE DICK" button on my phone.

by Ryan Kay May 29, 2008

camelize

To pull some skanky bitch's underwear up in such a manner as to cause a camel toe.

Barry: I camelized that hoe so fuckin' good, that she sprung some serious camel toe.

Jake: HIGH FIVE!!

by Barry's MOm March 17, 2008

carmelized nuts

Dipping one's scrotum into a pot of boiling caramel, then letting it harden and allowing someone else to lick it clean.

Bruh, yesterday Brad had some carmelized nuts that sally licked clean.

by Carmelized nut boy May 29, 2017

CARMELIEE

Hey! You are the kindest and sweetest woman, you are my best friend! You are so sweet, as sweet as caramel. I love you, bubsie!

- Maudy

Carmeliee is cute.

by 1997skid September 5, 2021

caramelizedginger

caramelized Ginger – This is a name for a classy ginger-haired smoker, caramelized in marijuana.

P: Yo you know Stacy is a caramelizedginger

by Caramelized Ginger March 7, 2019

carmelissa

The girl that Gian Kurt loves
Or madly in love

She's the carmelissa or
She's the one that I love

by Blabalanalala October 18, 2021

carmeditsmlbx

if you're ever bored, go check out carmeditmlbx for some of the best edits! their edits are so cool and creative! they're such an amazing and kind person, and a spectacular mutual!

person 1: do you know who carmeditsmlbx is?
person 2: yes of course! they're the absolute best and always makes me laugh. they also have such great edits! they're also one of my favourite mutuals!

by thinkingaboutladynoir December 6, 2021