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Carmelite 

Someone who attends Carmel College in St Helens, Merseyside and conforms to the majority dress sense of those who attend, listening to the same music (usually indie rock).
1. Look at that freak's hair...f*cking Carmelite!

2. That lad's listening to The Courteeners...f*cking Carmelite!

3. Those lads look exactly the same; same hair, same tight jeans, same t-shirt for the same shit band (The Dykeenies), same converse shoes. F*cking Carmelites!
Carmelite by Rob Peacock December 19, 2008
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tall carmelite

1. a tonsured monk of some stature

2. an order at Starbucks
She: "I'll have a tall carmelite."
He: " Heavenly Father, my vows!"
tall carmelite by cisco djidd July 11, 2009

Carmelita 

This girl is the living embodiment of elegance she’s the perfect balance between intelligence and beauty. Carmelita will always be the most gorgeous girl in any room. She is kinda but can be quite the jokester, she has a lot of personality. She is expressive in the way that she dresses. She’s the perfect partner for just about anything, she is a great listener and you’ll always be comfortable talking to her. You’re an extremely lucky person if you have a carmelita as a friend. If you have her as more than a friend, you have to keep her as long as you can. She’s perfect in every way, you can never get enough of her company and her presence always elevates the mood. She’s someone special, someone, to keep and to cherish. Her company never will grow old, in fact, you’ll long for it. You will miss every aspect of her, her Carmel like skin, her dirt colored eyes, her pear-shaped head fits perfectly into your hand, her kisses never seem to lose the effect on you, whenever she kisses you it's like she transports you to another dimension where you aren't confined by things like time. You are timeless in that moment, you are infinite. carmelita is a keeper, so keep her, cherish her and let her know what she means to you. But overall other things, Carmelita is my Kylie.
”Oh my God Kylie, you are my Carmelita”
Carmelita by SomeOtherJimmy July 9, 2019

get caramelized 

When a person who acts nice but is actually a snake gets exposed- The phrase is as it is because when you make caramel you burn sugar (as in a "sweet" person)
Person 1- "ugh I hate that girl Sasha, she's such a lying bitch. She acts nice to me when others are around but talks trash about me behind my back"

Person 2- " yo didn't you hear she got caramelized"

Person 1- "ayyy finally people know her for who she actually is"

Person 1- "YOUUUUUU ARE A LIAR I HAVE SCREEN SHOTS HOE"

Person 2- "nOooo"

Person 1- "Get caramelized you cunt"
get caramelized by Sofiuh April 23, 2017

Carmelina 

Carmelina is one of a kind. She’s truly

something special. Her energy is unmatched and she never fails at uplifting your mood. She’s the best thing you’ll ever find therefore you should never let her go. Sometimes she can be crazy but that’s what’s so great about her. You’ll never have a dull moment with her.
Guy: Look guys it’s Carmelina

Girl: She’s so pretty, I wish I looked like her!
Carmelina by aaliyah demi August 7, 2021
The most swaggy and milfey of them all, an amazing girl who can make sure your mentally stable
Person 1: Whoahhh who is that Milf?
Person 2: That’s my mummy Carmelice

carneline 

some red furry from kaiju paradise with crystals on it’s back
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT THAT CARNELINE JUST INFECTED ME AND I LOST MY KILL STREAK
carneline by angerissues May 19, 2022
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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