Carefully, he's a hero...

How you handle someone who's done a great service to all of mankind.

Mom: Tells dad to check on you

Dad: Walks in mid fap

Me: Please dad don't tell mom

Dad: Winks and tells mom everything's fine

Also Me: Carefully, he's a hero...

by Definer Andy August 31, 2019

Carelumftable

Carefully comfortable

Get yourself carelumftable
(Arrange yourself in a COMFORTABLE position CAREFULLY!)

by SairraCakes85 February 26, 2021

carefulicious

Eating a lot of sweets over a period of time but in small quantities.

I was being very carefulicious today and gained some weight.

by FrenchNorman December 4, 2023

Careful with that axe Eugene!

1. A slang way of telling someone to calm down, akin to 'cool your jets'

2. A song by Pink Floyd

3. What you say to your homie Eugene when he's going around swinging an axe like a maniac

Roger: Careful with that axe Eugene!
Eugene: *is not careful with the axe
Roger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

by BaklavaMcFunny February 29, 2024

carflunkle

Anal sex resulting in a drop of a turd landing on a rug and when trying to clean it, it smudges into the carpet.

There’s the evidence of our anal play, look at that carflunkle stain on my brand new shag carpet

by Deaver Beaver April 25, 2024

Carefulling

Another word for carefully

He shot his hand out carefulling the cup.

by Reginaldxic February 18, 2026

INSERT CAREFULLY

When a corporation that is accused of being a MONOPOLY buys other businesses in grand secrecy.

You follow strict guidelines for your ANUS pleasure.

You don't say that MONOPOLY owns the mall I am being a MALL RAT IN as how did they do it, WELL ANETTE they did an INSERT CAREFULLY as just say , " SIMON SAYS JC PENNEY" and climb the hill to BAY HILL ST. BRUNO and be amazed!!!!

Take this seriously as for your ANAL THERAPY when you are going in naturally which is " GOING IN DRY , INSERT CAREFULLY your ANUS RANGER SPACER and always pay attention to ANATOMICAL COMPLIANCE.

by INSERT CAREFULLY September 2, 2021