Carboner

1. a sexual pose wherein said Carbone will lie flat out on his back with both arms behind his head whilst sporting massive wood concealed only by a thin layer of red silk garment spread across the pubic area

2. The act of being Carboned

ie. "Man, did that swampdonkey get Carboned or what?"

"I pulled the Carboner out on Hilary last night and she loved it."

by Eric Adams March 29, 2009

The Carbonaro Effect

The ability to be easily persuaded that something is real or true due to complete lack of intelligence common sense, or judgment.

The tendency of jackass humans, particularly middle America, to accept and/or believe any old bullshit because they’re just plain stupid.
Also see: naive, gullible and credulous

Joe was overcome by The Carbonaro Effect when he bought an oceanfront timeshare in Arizona.

by loosestool January 1, 2022

Carbonated noodles

Noodles that are carbonated with dry ice.

"Dude, let's make some carbonated noodles."
"Good idea."

by Octember13 October 11, 2009

Carbonated farts

Farts that you can’t hold in

Damn I got some carbonated farts

by Brocum June 1, 2018

carbondale middle school

Carbondale Middle School, (CMS) is.... kids think they are all that, just some wannabees, and followers. Kids get exposed for vape at 6th grade. CMS is soo... awesome.

Omg, you are so cool! Must be from Carbondale Middle School.
I just saw lots of weave on the floor, must be Carbondale Middle School!

by uggy1 June 3, 2019

Carbonator

When you pour Sprite in a girl’s vagina and you suck out the juices with a straw.

When Ron couldn’t provide Joy with the champagne bubbles she wanted on New Years Eve, Ron called Trey over to pleasure Joy with the Carbonator until she climaxed and screamed “Oy Vey” while Ron cuckholded himself simultaneously.

by Ihatedk69 February 26, 2022

sayonara carbonara

Saying goodbye to an asshole

I'm done with you. Sayonara carbonara!

by CroccyCroccaCroccuCrocodile November 11, 2021