Cantonese

a spoken language in China. Cantonese boys tend to be really attractive.

Girl 1: Hey that Asian boy is so fineeee. I wonder where he's from?
Girl 2: Cute Asian? He's probably Cantonese.

by taaaaadaaaaa August 18, 2013

Cantonese Cartwheel

Its the best fucking frozen candy bar!

I'm hungry. Oh shit, hook it up with a Cantonese Cartwheel.

by JerkFace22 July 5, 2009

cantilever beaver beater

When a male with in depth knowledge of engineering and architecture gets an erection.

Joe really took it to Jane with his cantilever beaver beater.

by bridgejlr December 21, 2010

Cuntonese

Cuntonese is the language spoken mostly by asian women or just really fucking naggy american cunts.......

Or AKA the language spoken by cunts

Crank 2

Wierd-Asian-Girl : Fag boy hit and run ... bb balls

Chev: What is that ? Cuntonese

- Watch the movie to understand

by Mason , Alex December 3, 2010

Cantanese Crabcakes

You get home from a seafood buffet and vomit into a bowl of bread crumbs. Then you preced by deep frying them and feeding them to your partner.

Anthony: "How did you like it."
Carol: " They were good, what were they."
Anthony: "They were Cantanese Crabcakes."
Carol: "Oh man, I think your gonna have another batch."

by TheBaffelerKing January 12, 2010

Catonese

The sophisticated and mysterious language of our feline overlords. Especially when used to control their human minions.

This morning, my cat beckoned me with regal catonese, signaling that it was time for his breakfast to be served promptly.

by BebberoniBizza August 27, 2023

Cuntiness

Being a bitch just for the hell of it, while not always having much meaning behind it.

Kari Lynn and Jamee Lynn, not only share the same middle name, but the same factor of cuntiness.

Your cuntiness, is kind of attractive.

Get on my level of cuntiness bitch. Oh yeah, that's right, you can't. ^_^

by Your Highness Your Cuntiness April 17, 2011