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Samoan Battle Cannons

two erect penises are placed on top of the ears, against a woman's head, and skeet cum globs at a penis facing the womans face.

the penis in facing the woman attempts to drown the nasal bridge

and

the "cannons" attempt to cover the lone penis in ball sauce.

the goal of the game is simple:

should the lone cannon succeed, the other males must lick the cum off the woman's nose simultaneously as well as any cum on the lone penis.

and should the cannons succeed,
the lone penised male must place the cum
in his asshole and suck it out with a crazy straw.

typically the woman is beheaded afterward, but murdering a virgin may replace this act.
Samoan Battle Cannons

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Lunchbag Drenching
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Bring Out The Cannons

Phrase used when someone does something for effect. Said for sarcasm.
"Bring out the cannons, he said he was on cocaine!"
by Turnipcloud October 10, 2005
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Body Cannons

The upper area of a females body, which can cause severe damage when excessivley large and in the 'Girl On Top' position.
Damn Girl! Those Body Cannons look like they could kill someone!
by DudeCalledDave March 24, 2010
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vibe cannons

Travis: Yo, can you toss me my vibe cannons?
Me: I still don’t understand why you call them that...
Travis: IT’S BECAUSE THESE HEADPHONES SHOT VIBES STRAIGHT INTO YOUR SOUL CARL
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Canonsburg

Good old Canonsburg, home of whores and located in America's number one heroin overdose county, Washington PA. Do not shoot the heroin here cause it is cut as hell and don't even think about messing with the Canonsburg crips cause they are a heavy gang influence around here.
Is that heroin from canonsburg? That shit isn't even white I wouldn't even shoot that in my rival gang members arm.
by CANONSBURGCRIPGANG November 3, 2018
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dueling cannons

When 2 Lesbians are having sex with a double sided dildo and they are farting back and forth while having sex.
While having sex Lisa and Amy were dueling cannons.
by bigbigbigq March 25, 2010
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canons

If you're talking about Lord of the Rings and Star Wars at the same time, you're talking about two different Canons.
by nscangal September 19, 2005
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