Cank-Head

When your face, eyes & head are swollen after a night of heavy drinking. Like cankles, but your on head.

Oh my god. How much did you drink last night! Your eyes are swollen shut & you have Cank-head!

by mickster06 August 24, 2010

cank

The object Hraurence uses to priest people.

Hraurance priested kraP with his cank

by TehRhez May 19, 2004

cank

being excited about something that wont happen.

i feel so cank rite now.
my dream made me cank.
cank cank cank
fuck! cank!

by AnjaLise April 20, 2006

Obese cank of slunt

Someone who is both obese, and a slunty of cank.

Jibbles is an obese cank of slunt.

by Tom Wilkins November 11, 2008

cank

Cank meaning an Unloved person, dissapointment

jack Thats why ur a cank
I wish i wasnt a cank

by Citys Folks February 26, 2022

Cank

Masterbation in a car

I had a sweet cank earlier

by SYNONYMSAREDUMB March 13, 2019

Cank

/kank/
n. Someone who behaves in an odd manner randomly-like jolting up and down, or saying word every now and then.

Adj. A dance or a play that was too exaggerated, so much that the audiences felt embarrassed for performers, even though the performance was a well-done.

First meaning:

The comedian completly lost the beat of the music and was being a cank.

by HFIEWH HIUDHEWQIUDSAJED HWIQH April 6, 2025