Canine Facebook

Taking the dog out for a walk. Smelling other dogs piss and crap. Pissing on that dogs piss or crap. The dog's way of networking.

My dog chewed on my shoes because I haven't taken him out to canine facebook in a few days

by heynow_1 February 23, 2010

canine-american

Political correctness gone completely bezerk

Humane Society Leaders: You can't refer to this animal as a dog. This is a CANINE-AMERICAN. We're taking you to court. Where's Jesse Jackson when we need him.

Person 1: Nice German Shepherd
Uptight treehugging loony (in a high pitched voice): excuse me???? This is a canine-german-american. How dare you offend his culture you racist.

by quiggler September 15, 2006

Canine Special

Liberally apply peanut butter to your dick and call over the family dog. Lick Ubu lick. Good Dog. Arf!

by tnt May 1, 2003

Canine's testes

Poncey synonym for the Dog's Bollocks.

That rollercoaster was the absolute dog's bollocks. It was the proverbial canine's testes.

by dcs234 May 28, 2006

Canine Genitalia

See: The dog's bollocks, the mutt's nuts
Meaning: The very best - unbeatable.

The Bugatti Veyron is the canine genitalia mate, I'm tellin yer!

by stonelaughter January 19, 2009

canine h20

another way of saying 'dog water'

"you're badddd, you're canine h20", taken from the infamous song called "One Shot"

by creator of canine_h20 February 20, 2022

Canine Cumshot

Right as you're cumming, your dog trots over and walks right into your cumshot making your pooch temporarily blind and disoriented.

Jim: The weirdest thing happened to my dog yesterday.
John: What happened bro?
Jim: I gave him an accidental Canine Cumshot.

John: WTF!

by DarkWolfRising January 4, 2011