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Candis Johnson

Candis is stage Four Ligma or stage two Bofa where it destroys the enamel on the corner of your front teeth

Also used as a joke used for guys with (shmeats)
For example:
John: do you know Candis
Stacy: Candis who?
John: Candis Johnson
Stacy: who’s that
John CANDIS JOHNSON FIT IN YO MOUTH!!!!
by Candis22443 September 28, 2018
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cannister

An overused vagina used to store semen. The vagina is usually dry, either because the woman is unaroused due to sensory adaptation or because she is unable to self-lubricate.
I needed to get off and didn't know where to ejaculate, so I used my friend's grandma as a cannister.
by eDictionaryMan July 31, 2009
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sperm canister

A small, usually cylindrical and aluminium depository for semen. Portable, easy to carry, and often mistakable as cans of soup.
Fred: Shit, G! I thought I was makin' some cream of mushroom soup... but fuck! I really cooked up the contents of a sperm canister!
Jason: fr0ffle
by Niggadicks July 3, 2006
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a candisay

difficulty making a decision. a moment of thinkers block. A period of aphasia.
While planning the next days schedule I experienced a candisay which prevented me from finishing my work earlier.
by Greg O'Mahony April 12, 2006
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Candite

Oi candite
by K.L.M.A March 18, 2021
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candost

Very rare turkish boy name. It means friendly in turkish. They are really clever and also creative. They like communicate with others. They look handsome and sexy. You can feel very comfortable near them. They can become most valuable thing in your life. You will be very grateful to know them. And if you have one of them you will probably feel like you are the luckiest one in the all world.
Do you know him ?

-Yes he is Candost. My one and true love.
by His mystery November 20, 2021
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cantist

A person who thinks cantist is a word
person 1: your a cantist
person 2: well by definition your also a cantist
person 3: well by definition person 2 is also a cantist
and so on
by MrBBCWordInventor October 21, 2022
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