Calvinized

When one is screwed over by someone named Calvin.

Batman: "Robin, Do you copy?"
Robin: "Go ahead, Batman"
Batman: "You've just been Calvinized"
Robin: "Oh, no he didn't!"

by The Gibler October 30, 2011

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Calminity

The feeling when you get just the right amount of sleep, and you wake up feeling refreshed. You stretch, and rub the sleep out of your eyes. You walk downstairs in a trance because you just woke up, and you see the sunlight shining through the windows of your house. The sky is blue, the grass has dew drops on it from the rain that came over night. You step into the kitchen, and find your dog sleeping in her bed. She looks up and sees you, excitedly coming over to say good morning. You walk over to the coffee pot and pour yourself some coffee into your favorite mug, and sit down on the couch with the current book that you're reading. No one is home to disturb you, and you have the whole morning free to do whatever you like. The busyness of the day will not come until later, so you enjoy the relaxing time that you have now.

Sitting on the sofa, a feeling of calminity washes over her.

by Lea Swift January 25, 2018

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Cailinistic

This word is used to describe somebody is in fact, an absolute moron. The best way to correctly use this term is by directing its meaning towards the most idiotic people you know. This denoting word is both effective, and belittling towards the tard you are speaking to.

Joseph: Hey Arthur! I just heard about the vote for LGBTQ+ history to be taught in school! Isn’t that awesome?
Arthur: No dumbass, it’s ethically wrong to teach and encourage mental disorders by spreading knowledge of “positive contributions” to our country. Jesus Christ, you’re so cailinistic!

by LiterallyUrDad March 15, 2019

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Caminista

CAMINISTA: One who walks the way .
The Spanish word for “way“ is Camino.

The word Caminista adds ‘Ista to camino like an expert or enthusiast for Fashion is a Fashionista or an expert in your local Coffee bar is a Barista .
The Martin Sheen film “The Way“ is about his moving Experiences along the Camino de Santiago – one the ancient pilgrimage routes throughout Spain. Those people he met along the way – his band of travellers became his “Caminista”.
Although the Spanish word for Walker is similar - Caminante ; A Caminista is a step up - a person who is part of your Camino Family who started knowing nothing and now a hiking or backpacking hero who has endured the 500 Miles of life changing physical and spiritual adventure that is the Camino de Santiago. X

* Can also apply to any long distance route - it’s all walking / hiking / backpacking

Once you have completed this hike you are true Caminista

At the end of a long days hike past the Vineyards of Rioja it was good to meet up with my Caminista

by Caminista July 18, 2021

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The Calvinator

A sexual practice in which sex toys (dildos, vibrators, butt plugs, etc.) are replaced with lizards of all shapes and sizes. The bigger the lizard, the better the orgasm. Typically, the person on top screams "KYS" upon ejaculation, thus creating a Calvin-induced super-orgasm. The cult calling themselves "The Reptilian Army" are known for praciticing this tactic everytime they have intercourse without fail.

"Ah, I can't take anymore of the calvinator, I'm going to cum!"
"KYS BITCH"

by Clasm May 29, 2016

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