Calder Cup

The Calder Cup is a tournament of ugly girls who battle in grueling matchups to determine who is the best (hottest) of the worst (ugly girls). It is often used to establish where someone's questionable girlfriend is on the "looks hierarchy". It only applies to girls who are a 5 or less on the 1-10 scale and a girl's echelon is determined using a playoff exit scale (1st round, conference semi-finals, east/west coast finals, or calder cup final).

Because of her hideous, scary face and average body, Billy's girlfriend would exit the Calder Cup playoffs in the East Coast Finals.

by Hershey Bears December 19, 2010

sergio calderon

An amazing man, sings like an angel, kind, warm-hearted, adorable, and he’s funny. Sergio is a part of In Real Life with bandmates Michael Conor, chance, drew, and Brady

Sergio Calderon is so amazing

by -Bradysmoan April 20, 2018

Bobby Caldwell

A person who goes AWOL for a long period of time and then appears surprisingly

Note: Could be related to bobby shmurda

Person 1: Yo, Person 2, have you seen Person 3? I haven't seen him in a while.
Person 2: Nah man, he's pulling a bobby caldwell on us he'll show up sooner or later.
Person 3: *shows up surprisingly* I guess you wonder where I've been

by cashfloww January 9, 2019

Calder

calder is generally a man's name, can be a womans. That means to seek the young grasshopper in the meadow.
Calders are usually tall and athletic.
Calders also have a good sense of humor. They usually have hairy legs and take a while in the bathrooms.

calder was 11 years old when he fell off his bike.

by sally455 January 23, 2009

Calder

A tall handsome male with a large dick, usually long enough to be laid across a piano keyboard.

I wish i was a calder, don't you?

by filopastry October 9, 2014

Calderic

Someone who is full of themselves and has an idol who did nothing worth even being slightly rewarded for.

Calderic accounts on twitter are nearly as irrelevant as Eleanor herself.

by 12899 April 29, 2013

Caldwell Academy

School full of goody goody’s. Every middle schooler is a snitch and the high schoolers don’t have much of a life. The school tries to be fun but is actually cheesy and childish. Always firing teachers and principles the school can just never get it right. 0/10 would not recommend. I know from experience.

Caldwell Academy is the worst school out there.

by Dr. Cromwell July 6, 2018