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I called myself

A phrase generally used when describing a failed or fake attempt at an action in American slang.
I called myself modeling, but I was taking pictures for my blog.

I called myself cooking, but that burnt piece of chicken couldn't even qualify as food.
by CurlyBandit December 31, 2010
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monster cable

Outrageously over-priced audio and video cables found at many electronic stores such as Best-Buy and Futureshop... Salesman convince you that you need these for the ultimate home theatre experience
why the hell would somebody pay 300$ for a 14' 3 pair rca monster cable
by Dan0627 May 27, 2005
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called up

Baseball analogy. Used when someone is moving up; usually applied to someone being promoted at work, but can be applied in most scenarios.

Antomyns: demmoted, fired, cut, dissed.
Pete, it looks like your pitching has caught the attention of the Yankees. Congrats! You're being called up to the bigs!

Jeff was asked to take over for his old boss. He was called up yeasterday.

Remember that hot girl from the bar who was out of my league? She called me to go out this Friday! Fellas, I'm being called up to the majors!

That stash of pot we confiscated from you turned out to be distribution weight which is now a federal crime, not state. You've made the big time; Federal prosecutors are calling you up, son!
by Tenacious Faulker October 19, 2009
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Steve Called

This term is used when one male wants another male to check out a fine ass chick in the vacinity while being inconspicuous. The male will state "Steve Called at _ O'Clock. The _ will be filled in with a number corresponding to the direction of the female like the hour hand on a clock.
"Steve Called at 3 O'Clock."
"Check out the Fuckin Babe to my right."

"Steve Called at 6 O'Clock."
"Chech out the fine ass bitch behind me."

"Steve Called all day long"
"We are surrounded by some fine ass bitches" (very good)
by ASU Aviator October 27, 2008
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a tribe called quest

Q-Tip, Phife Dawg, and Ali Shaheed Muhammad. One of - if not the best - hip-hop groups to ever exist. Pioneers of the D.A.I.S.Y. (Da Inner Sound Y'all) genre of hip-hop along with De La Soul. Also a part of the Native Tongues Posse. They forged the gratest hip-hop album of all time (IMO): "The Low End Theory"
"If knowledge is the key then just show me the lock
Got the scrawny legs but I move just like Lou Brock
With speed. I'm agile plus I'm worth your while
One hundred percent intelligent black child
My optic presentation sizzles the retina
How far must I go to gain respect? Ummmm
Well, it's kind of simple, just remain your own
Or you'll be crazy sad and alone
Industry rule number four thousand and eighty:
Record company people are shady"

- Check the Rhime ("The Low End Theory" - A Tribe Called Quest, 1991)
by Stylus February 22, 2005
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Caubled

Too completely, and utterly fuck something up. Brainless, lack of brain function to complete simple tasks.
Neal caubled the game, causing his team to lose.
Ryan caubled the t-shirt, by trying it on when he knew it was way too small for him.
by shinallsm January 2, 2011
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