Can I get a witness

When u make a comment that incredibly raw as fuck u ask can I get a witness so u make sure someone heard

Shut yo humty dumpty looking ass tf up! Tyler can I get a witness?!

by Kittens mizfit May 4, 2018

can i get a rip in the chat

When someone out of a group gets roasted

Person: you look like a burnt rat
Me: can i get a rip in the chat

by shadeyt November 7, 2018

Can I get a rip in the chat

Used when someone has taken an L.

Requis- “Ah titties I just got skull fucked by a swarm of seagulls.”
Me-“Can I get a rip in the chat”

by Half eaten bottle of mustard May 10, 2018

can I get a dub in the chat

a joyful term for when your hanging out with the squad and something good happens to someone

Ayeo, that hottie mark just snapped me, can I get a dub in the chat!

by whatsupbro123 November 15, 2018

Can i get my visa

Its what some stupid spanish kids say in the "Popular Song" known as Its Everyday Bro. The are saying some random shit in spanish but after they say "Se Llama Donald Trump" a few lines after their stupid spanish mumbo jumbo they say "Can I Get My Visa" mocking the Trump administrations immigration policy.

Se Llama Donald Trump, Can I Get My Visa

by HarryPubicPotter June 21, 2017

can i get some robux

something i say on a daily basis to my dad but he says no bc hes broke
i need my robux to pay for my condo gamepasses

me: can i get some robux?
my dad: no fuck off u skank

by bigbussywarts March 8, 2022

Can I Get a Hell Yeah?!!

The best phrase ever and thats the bottom line cause I said so!!!!

Can I get a Hell Yeah?!!

by grizz_97 December 17, 2006