calhoum

He is an amazing, cute, adorable, soft hearted creature that has a huge soft spot for their girlfriend's. They give good hugs and are really weird but in a lovable way, they love to laugh and can be an extremely caring person, they always need attention and most of the time a kiss on the cheek to give them a little bit of motivation. They are a very supportive person and will always compliment you, they have big brown eyes that you can't stop staring into, its like staring at a new universe, so beautiful and sparkley. They don't like to do a lot, most of they time they just want to relax or hold you in there arms. Be warned though, if you hurt them they will hurt you back, take it from me XD. But they have the most luscious hair, they you just want to play with for ages. They can also be a sexual creature and hit all your g-spots. They are the most caring, loving, cutest, adorableness at its finest, beautiful, sexy, funny and most weirdest person you will meet, so treat them like a god and keep them cause they are everything you need

Girl1: wow calhoum hilarious and so adorable

Girl 2: yeah I want him in my life
Girl1: yeah I'd want to be him
Girl3: Hahaha to late i already have him*evil laugh and cute giggles and snorts*

by The little weirdo:3 May 8, 2018

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Calhunter

A unit of measurement of size, roughly equal to a standard midget. Used primarily in sports analysis and circus industry.

Even though Marc stands at over 3.6 calhunters in height the ball still made it over his head for six

by CuzzaCanes Library September 1, 2019

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Calhoon Backdoor

To rip open one's pants from behind for quick access, whether inward or outward.

He did a calhoon backdoor and after that he was ready for business.

by Starbucker September 27, 2005

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Calhoon

Pass Gas, Rip One, Fart, Flatulance, Cut the Cheese, Stepped on a Mouse, Rip one loose

He bent over to tie his shoe and ripped a stinky calhoon.

by Mr. & Mrs. Poppins September 28, 2006

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Calhouned

To overdue something, add unneccesary effort, or to blow it out of proportion.

Liz calhouned our social studies project, writing notecards, making a powerpoint, hiring a marching band and getting Bob Barker as an announcer for our presenation on Moday.

by Becks Grevau June 5, 2007

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