knock the buzzard off a shit wagon

a phrase used to describe a powerfully awful smell, or a lingering stench of profound funk.

Good God man, that fart could knock the buzzard off a shit wagon. I think I'm going into olfactory shock.

by MicahtheDangerous December 23, 2011

joke buzzard

An individual whose comedic timing leaves much to be desired. A joke buzzard will absorb a joke, process it, and sit on it...until three months after the joke ceases to be funny, when the J.B. will swoop down with an unfunny joke like a hawk on crack and killing any conversation in its path.

A Rosie O'Donnell joke? Seriously? This guy's a freakin' joke buzzard. There are buildings younger than that lame one-liner.

by Grant B. January 23, 2008

cocaine buzzard

cocaine buzzard.

A person that watches you call your connect on the phone,,,
waits 4 u 2 cop then asks i a pitiful dark crystal voice ....
May i have a bump please....

Cocaine Buzzard says... HMMMmmmm " i couldnt help but over hear,,,,,

pleasse my i have a Bump?
MMMMMMM! Please MaY I Have A Nice BuMp Please For MY dust bunny please.....
AAAAHHH PLEASE SIR MAY I ...AAHHrgggHHHH...
HAVE A BUMP FOR PRECIOUSSSS cocaine buzzard

(starting to sound like Golem)

by ricardo mantalban May 16, 2010

bum buzzard

1. A bum buzzard is a derogatory term for a predatory homosexual man. Referring to how a buzzard would circle and swoop on it's 'prey' only in this instance the 'prey' being the bottom of another man.

2. General derogatory term used amongst male friends to imply homosexual tendencies.

1. " Check out that big guy over there, I'm telling you he's a fucking bum buzzard."

2. " Shut it and buy us a drink ya fucking bum buzzard."

by Joe 1968 April 7, 2008

Bump buzzard

A human scavenger of illicit narcotics

"Hey, you guys are getting high without me, can I get a bump?"
"No. Get out of here, you BUMP BUZZARD. Buy your own. "

by The Oxbow May 5, 2018

lauren buzzard

A little rat that is very pretty (sometimes), makes sometimes dumb decisions *cough*bangs*cough* but overall a decent rat.

Have you seen Lauren Buzzard today?
No but her family keeps getting into my house...my dads tired of rats being there.

Also has a theme song: (add https:/ to beginning of link) youtu.be/OXQwx1EolD8

by The little rat March 28, 2019

buzzard face bitches

a bitch who always sqwak.. and flappin her beak..

buzzard face bitches like cinn always sqwakin.

by unknowngal June 25, 2006