When going at it like dogs, the penis, moving quickly, then ejects from the vagina and enters the anus, often resulting in pain and extreme terror/pleasure.
Often to calm the victim of this "surprise", the penetrator yells
"SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!!" in a vain attempt to make light of this magical , yet, often horrible experience.
Often to calm the victim of this "surprise", the penetrator yells
"SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!!" in a vain attempt to make light of this magical , yet, often horrible experience.
Man: Oh yeah baby
Woman: Harder!
Man: opps i slipp.....
Woman: Ow. OWWWWW!!!!!!!
Man: Surprise Buttsecks!!!!!!
Woman: this date is over! Bus driver let me off here!!!!!!
Woman: Harder!
Man: opps i slipp.....
Woman: Ow. OWWWWW!!!!!!!
Man: Surprise Buttsecks!!!!!!
Woman: this date is over! Bus driver let me off here!!!!!!
by The Poonman July 3, 2009
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When you come out of now where, trying to Rhino someone. Going as hard as you can, best if they are talking to a friend/girlfriend/boyfriend
Man 1: Yo, I got MW2 last night
Man 2: Sweet bro
Man 1: Yeah, I beat the snowmobile level
Man 2: Really man, sweet, I am up t......
Man 3 (Rhino Man 2): SUPRISE BUTTSECKS
Man 2: Sweet bro
Man 1: Yeah, I beat the snowmobile level
Man 2: Really man, sweet, I am up t......
Man 3 (Rhino Man 2): SUPRISE BUTTSECKS
by DoubleA Ace April 8, 2010
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They will enjoy the pleasure so much they will show you their tears of joy
If they cry, use the tears as lubrication or as a punishment use no lube at all.
They will enjoy the pleasure so much they will show you their tears of joy
If they cry, use the tears as lubrication or as a punishment use no lube at all.
Surprise Buttsecks:
Guy: Baby, can I stick it in your pooper?
Girl: No because it will hurt.
Guy: I'll be gentle, I'll go slow.
Girl: I said no, I told you to stop asking.
Guy: Oh well......SURPRISE!!
Girl: OMG! , STOP!, NO!
Guy: When you say no, all I hear is, "No don't stop"
Girl: This is rape!
Guy: I said surprise and it's not rape if you say surprise.
Guy: Baby, can I stick it in your pooper?
Girl: No because it will hurt.
Guy: I'll be gentle, I'll go slow.
Girl: I said no, I told you to stop asking.
Guy: Oh well......SURPRISE!!
Girl: OMG! , STOP!, NO!
Guy: When you say no, all I hear is, "No don't stop"
Girl: This is rape!
Guy: I said surprise and it's not rape if you say surprise.
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After the teacher explained the how the reproductive system worked, everyone was waiting for someone to pull a General Buttsecks
by GeneralButtsecks November 21, 2009
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