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Surprise Buttsecks

When going at it like dogs, the penis, moving quickly, then ejects from the vagina and enters the anus, often resulting in pain and extreme terror/pleasure.

Often to calm the victim of this "surprise", the penetrator yells

"SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!!" in a vain attempt to make light of this magical , yet, often horrible experience.
Man: Oh yeah baby

Woman: Harder!
Man: opps i slipp.....
Woman: Ow. OWWWWW!!!!!!!
Man: Surprise Buttsecks!!!!!!
Woman: this date is over! Bus driver let me off here!!!!!!
by The Poonman July 3, 2009
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Surprise Buttsecks

Jim giving Mary surprise buttsecks (although results may vary):
Jim: Surprise!
Mary: Whoo hoo!
by The Anonymouse October 16, 2008
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Suprise Buttsecks

When you come out of now where, trying to Rhino someone. Going as hard as you can, best if they are talking to a friend/girlfriend/boyfriend
Man 1: Yo, I got MW2 last night
Man 2: Sweet bro
Man 1: Yeah, I beat the snowmobile level
Man 2: Really man, sweet, I am up t......
Man 3 (Rhino Man 2): SUPRISE BUTTSECKS
by DoubleA Ace April 8, 2010
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Surprise buttsecks

If someone denies you anal all you have to do is take it from them. It's not rape if you say surprise!

They will enjoy the pleasure so much they will show you their tears of joy

If they cry, use the tears as lubrication or as a punishment use no lube at all.
Surprise Buttsecks:

Guy: Baby, can I stick it in your pooper?
Girl: No because it will hurt.
Guy: I'll be gentle, I'll go slow.
Girl: I said no, I told you to stop asking.
Guy: Oh well......SURPRISE!!
Girl: OMG! , STOP!, NO!
Guy: When you say no, all I hear is, "No don't stop"
Girl: This is rape!
Guy: I said surprise and it's not rape if you say surprise.
by Siimp January 24, 2010
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surprise buttsecks metal cover

spy:gentelmen bang your heads
me:*agressive head banging*
surprise buttsecks metal cover is best metal cover
it is song about surprise buttsecks
by raybeez February 11, 2022
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General Buttsecks

Celebrated title used to describe a person's sexual attitude or sexual references. He/She can make each situation either very awkward or extremely funny.
After the teacher explained the how the reproductive system worked, everyone was waiting for someone to pull a General Buttsecks
by GeneralButtsecks November 21, 2009
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non-anal buttsecks

The act of rubbing your ass on another persons ass or object for pleasure. It is common to use baby oil to make it more slick and pleasurable or goldbond powder to prevent chaffing.
Since penetrative sex was against their religion Jack and Jill had non-anal buttsecks to get off.
by Spamelness March 29, 2009
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