Bloody Buttocks

A term used as an exclamation when caught by surprise or also used when one is dumb-founded.

Bloody Buttocks, Watson! Professor Moriarty, has once again eluded us by covering his tracks.

by Joe Nalgas February 5, 2010

buddy buttocks

a term of non-sexual affection used between straight males; may be exclusive to the milwaukee area, circa 1982.

lars: hey guys, what's going on?
kevin: BUDDY BUTTOCKS!!!
lars: say it a little louder, kev, some folks in the next county might not have heard you.
kevin: OK!! BUDDY BUTTOCKS!!
lars: i should have gone to marqutte.
kevin: but i'm glad you didn't, otherwise we'd never hang out, BUDDY BUTTOCKS!!
the rest of us: enough already!!!

by earpuller September 16, 2005

Flump Buttocking

inserting a flump between two buttocks of a female during sex and the male eats it

"Mann last nightt after we got the treats from Tesco's we were totaallyy flump buttocking each other"

by Lily_kicks_ass_ October 23, 2007

prod buttock

formal version of "kick arse".

Constable: Sergent, those hoodlums are smashing in all the windows again and have knocked corporal alan unconscious.

Segrent: right lad, round up the boys, this is a code red, you know what to do.

Constable: time to kick ar....i mean "prod buttock" sir?

Sergent: right you are constable. oh and bring big joe and alfie, looks like we're going to have a lot of prodding this time. hop to it lad!

by robenk January 28, 2007

incontinentia buttocks

The wife of Biggus Dickus.

“He has a wife you know. You know what she’s called? She’s called Incontinentia. Incontinentia Buttocks.”

by I.E.I. Industries September 3, 2023

buttocks clenched

When one does the clenching of the buttocks. In embarassment or fear.

Agatha's buttocks clenched.

by ButtockB February 26, 2017

ghost buttocks

When a man/woman had been sitting on the toilet seat for a period of time and have warmed the toilet up. Then someone else comes along and sits in the the pre-warmed seat

I don't know who was in the toilet last, but I experienced some quite bad ghost buttocks.

by Savagesaville69 April 19, 2017