butt monkey

A nickname for Wal-Mart employees.

Kimbo Dumas is a Butt-Monkey.

by Karl Emerson Infidel Angelos III August 3, 2003

butt monkey

1. A person of anal disposition, esp. one who partakes in homesexual japery. 2. A mischievous, suspect dishonest or meddlesome gaylord

Marko enjoyed playing the bell end in his village people uniform, he was a real butt monkey

by guruwong February 4, 2005

butt monkey

a butt monkey is a person acting or being incredibly stupidly, often both at the same time

someone not understanding the meaning of butt monkey

by john May 13, 2005

butt-monkey

a monkey of or pertaining to the butt.

"dude check it out! a butt-monkey!"

by jim May 7, 2005

King Butt monkey

The person that the Butt Monkey Follows

Rob: Come here Gail
Gail: ok do you want anything
Rob: Get me Sweets NOw
Gail: OK right away
Rob: Gail is such a Butt monkey
Bob: And your the King Butt MOnkey

by Checken April 15, 2008

_butt monkey

An annoying turd that just wont let go

I had a hard time with that buttmonkey yesterday.

by Richard Sanchez July 18, 2006

butt monkey

A person that loves the anus, and anything that has to do with the anuis; some one who is sexualy atracted to the butt or likes to think about butts more then the adverage person

Brandon "big dick in the but" campli is a butt monkey

by Agent of the System June 13, 2005