"Bus" is the
fucking rickety-ass metal box on wheels that takes you to
hell and back, or at least to your shitty job and back. It'
s like being crammed into a
fucking sardine can with all the other losers who can't afford a goddamn car or don't have a driver's license because they're too busy getting high or fucking around.
You sit there sweating your balls off, getting bounced around like a goddamn pinball while some greasy-ass driver who probably hasn't showered in a
fucking week steers the thing towards your inevitable fucking doom. And don't even get me started on the other passengers - the weirdos, the crazies, the drunks, the stinky-ass homeless people who always seem to be on the bus when you are.
But
hey, it beats walking, right? Unless you're into that kind of thing. In which case, enjoy your fucking hike, you weirdo.