I Know Why the Cajun Burger Sings

From Bob's Burgers: a special Cajun flavor burger (pun on "I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings")

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the I Know Why the Cajun Burger Sings, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

burger smash

A team of twinks who take turns squishing burgers to the smallest size they possibly can and then shove as many as possible into another burger smasher’s asshole.

Let’s do some burger smashing, you’re a better burger smasher so you squish first!

by Wegs101 September 24, 2020

Chickn burger sandvich

A delicious mid-summertime treat enjoyed by the Chupacabra. kh

Can I get a Chickn burger sandvich pree?

by medueleelestomago June 18, 2009

After-Burger Salad

When one indulges in a heartily-topped burger, leaving the spillage of lettuce, pickles, onions or whatever toppings they essentially had on their patty in a pile on the table. This pile of condiments is usually consumed, making it salad-like because of the lettuce that spills out.

After I finished eating my double quarter pounder, I quickly lapped up my delicious after-burger salad.

by ColintheMan December 27, 2009

Burger Sauce Bell

Smegma to a new level. Under your hood is unbeatably moist and there is just orange goo around the bottom of your helmet. Its smells like a nuns pussy. Raw Fish

Kishey: Fuck paddy look at my helmet!
Paddy: Oh no!
Kishey: You need to see a doctor
Paddy: It looks like a Dairylea bell
Kishey: Na its FUCKING orange! Its a FUCKING BURGER SAUCE BELL!!!!!
Paddy: Yeah the smell tells a story
Kishey: I'll go see Pauley Nay
Paddy: Sweet, good luck
Kishey: Gonna need more than luck! Its fucking ridden!

by Dirty Fucking Keeg Kunt January 23, 2010

Burger sauce

A mixture of ketchup and mayonnaise

Hay, pass me the burger sauce. I'm too drunk to possible pick up and squirt two bottles of gunk on my random fried road kill!

by Stripy42 April 2, 2013

The burger scale

This scale is used to rate the attractiveness of a woman. Basically the better looking the woman the more undercooked burgers we would give her and hence she would get terrible diarrhea that we would smear all over ourselves and eat. Slightly attractive girls would get 1 or 2 burgers. Whereas really hot girls might get up to 4 or 5 burgers.

"Holy shit, did you see her? if I use The burger scale she would have gotten 5 burgers."

Sam: "How many burgers would you give kitty?"
Jimbop:"Well if i was using the trusty burger scale i would probably only give her about 2 burgers. shes no brad pitt."

by MartinFynch November 13, 2010