bureaucramancy

The practice of malicious and deceptive arts within an institution or company for the purposes of spite, cronyism, or sabotage.

The difference between necromancy and bureaucramancy is that whereas the dead used to have souls, bureaucrats never did.

by skyywise October 27, 2005

Bureaucracy

a word that means anything you want it to mean in the world, according to Ms. Maroun.

"When I call your name, please bring up your bureaucracy!"
"I have a lot of bureaucratic issues to deal with today."

by marounfanxD September 12, 2017

bureaucrete

The most dense material in the known universe

The project is 9 months behind schedule because it has become mired in bureaucrete.

by Bob Slug June 13, 2010

bureaurocratitis

The inflexible mind set which permeates organizations that we are dependant upon to approve something before we can proceed with our lives. A.K.A. gatekeepers disease.

I hope you're not too frustrated on this St Francis Yacht Club thing Judy. It seems that some of these big Prestigious Yacht Clubs are beset with bureaurocratitis.

by Holly Goodhead March 9, 2014

Bureaucrap

A bowel movement that requires a lot of paperwork.

I had a curry that was a bit dodgy last night, I had to go for bureaucrap this morning...

by Winky84 October 11, 2018

Bureaucracy

Paperwork

"I'm sick of all the bureaucracy, I can't get anything done!"

by ISB-021 September 29, 2020

Anarcho-bureaucracy

When you are an anarchist and following the procedures of the self-managed job/organism/association you are working.
Basically, the paper work that goes into structured anarchist or self-managed instances.

Maude : wow look at Prince the fake anarchist, following their fascist procedures and doing paper work !

Prince : I guess you could say I believe in anarcho-bureaucracy. Or simply that I believe anarchists should have some sort of structure or organization.

by Anarcho-bureaucracyprince May 4, 2018