Burch sisters

When you can get with not only one but two girls and they are trashy sisters.

Where were you last night? Dude I was getting with the burch sisters.

by Snakesnake February 07, 2017

Burched

To be elevated in status.

"Whoa man, you were once a garbage man and now CEO? You were so burched!"

by Kenbizzle April 28, 2008

Burch and seizure

the obligatory search and seizure of your Costco merchandise by "Burch," your friendly Costco receipt-checker (a.k.a. the "Costcop")

Burch is a fine fellow but Burch and seizure is downright silly. Burch performs a ridiculous job with aplomb.

A pending case before the United States Supreme Court will determine whether Costco's Burch and seizure practice is unconstitutional.

by Ae5Ea8 June 07, 2017

Burch

A term used to refer to your sister even though it has no real or relevant association. Mostly used by people of Central Western Illinois, Central Eastern Iowa, and Presque Isle Maine.

Burch! I miiiiiissss you!

by Ehumm13 August 17, 2018

michael burch

An amazing man, with arms the size of small children's heads. One who is so handsome, that women become wet instantly upon seeing him.

Hey girl! You see Michael Burch over there? He's making me so wet.

by YouKnowITellTheTruth June 15, 2018

trey burch

A very, gentle, loving, caring mommas boy who often enjoys getting the gains and is known for being very loving to their sibling and who wouldn’t want to date a Trey Burch! The sexiest man alive!

Did you see that trey burch in the hall the other day? “Yeah it was crispito day”

by Joesmith764 November 24, 2021

Sam Burch

Sprints home from College because he hates everyone there. Shares a room with his monkey of a brother and microwaves bacon in a sad attempt to get the protein in and is part of the itty bitty titty committee.

Despite all of this Sam is the whammest white boy in Stoneycroft. He is often the funniest guy in the room and unlike StephenTries Sam does.

If big arms are your thing, then he's your summer fling.

Yes, big pecs he may lack he makes up with his demon back.

This is Sam Burch

Guy: who's that guy in the blue waterproof running down the hill like he's being chased by a herd of gibbons?

Me: Oh that's just Sam Burch...

by MunchkinsinMalaysia April 10, 2023