Brandon Moment

A “Brandon Moment” is when TikTok User @brandon.king3 says a bad take.

“Cole > Kanye, Nba Youngboy > Kid Cudi, Culture 2 > Tpab”. “Oh, that’s a Brandon Moment”

by steelosteelosteelo May 5, 2021

Brandon

Brandon is probably the only type of guy who is extremely attractive, but also not popular at school, nor hangs with popular guys. Everyone thinks all girls are after him, and he uses them all, but the reality is that isn’t true. Brandon is the type of guy you know you love, but confuses you all the time. He is the type of guy that you text your friends about so much, that when you type in the letter “B”; his name shows up. You don’t know if you’re special to him, or if he says these words to every girl. He may say many things to many girls, but there is only one who is really in his heart, and if you searched his name up you probably are that girl.(or you are brandon). Your friends tell you to stay away from him, but he is so beautiful. He is just so perfect in every way. When he upsets you, he doesn’t realize it, he apologizes when he does realize, though. He means it too, and if you mean something to him he won’t let you know that, but he will for sure let his friends know that you mean something to him. He acts so confident, like he’s got it all covered. But getting to know him is interesting, his life isn’t picture perfect. But for the one girl, and if you’re lucky and you are the girl, you are his weakness. He’s seen as a player, but he is nothing of the sort. There are countless red flags, but there are a small amount of green flags that make him so special. Brandon is so special.

Girl: Who is that guy, is he new? He’s cute.
Girl#2: That’s Brandon, he’s been here for the past 3 years. He probably has too many chicks to count, don’t bother.

by Addy2000 October 8, 2021

brandon baby

A major mac daddy, and spits major game. if you want to learn how to steal girls hearts then just be a brandon baby.

wow, that guy is such a brandon baby.
you make me melt like a brandon baby.

by catieee January 6, 2008

Dio Brando

A fucking gay ass vampire who stole a body and didnt give it back for 100 years

jojo: that dude is such a Dio Brando

by salamandersnot August 10, 2020

Brandontistical

To be as egotistical as Brandon; to brag about their Fortnite skill

Man you are being so Brandontistical lately.

by InfoManOfTruth December 20, 2018

Brandon Sanderson

Brandon Sanderson is a fiction and fantasy author who became well known for finishing the Wheel of Time series after the author Robert Jordan's death in 2007.

He is, however, a more than competent writer in his own right, penning gripping stories with complex plots, world building, and fascinating magic systems.

"He's coming to Seattle for a book signing!!"
"Who is?"
"Brandon Sanderson, of course! Who else would I be this excited about?"

by diggorydiue November 24, 2013

The Brandon Potter

The Brandon Potter is a facial expression often used to represent mild to moderate dissatisfaction. Similar to an expression of anger, the eyebrows are slightly elevated, the nose is crinkled and sometimes a frown is used.

Grant: Dude, did you see that guy?
Brastin: Yeah, he was giving The Brandon Potter to everyone.

by Mootss September 21, 2010