beat the buns

to have intercourse or court someone

I'm going home to my woman and beat the buns.

by Mazta Wong March 22, 2009

Temple Buns

The firm, husky, and robust buttocks which one may inadvertently develop through excessive butt-clenching while playing the tediously addicting game, Temple Run. Temple Buns are often debilitating and, in severe cases, confine sufferers to a wardrobe of Assless Chaps and Nicki Minaj Halloween Costumes. Temple Buns are often found in patients diagnosed with Temple Runs, a temporary condition of severe diarrhea, which physicians have associated with neglectful diet during excessive playing of Temple Run.

"Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt. It is so big. She looks like one of those rap guys' girlfriends."

"Bitch, please! I know Temple Buns when I see them. That girl gots to be in the 10 Million Club!"

"Damn, poor thing. Becky, isn't she wearing your Halloween Costume from last year?"

by dallasm21 February 18, 2012

patty eaten and buns untouched

When someone shoves their tongue into the asshole of another without spreading the receivers ass cheeks. It’s a finesse move that requires an elongated asshole, abnormally wide ass cheeks or very long tongue.

Was in the toilet naked about to get in the shower when I hear the door smash open so I turn and see nothing. Next thing I know I felt something moist and wet in my asshole I quickly turn and saw my roommate with his head under my ass with his hands behind his back screaming - patty eaten and buns untouched!!! The whole sorority then started chanting it.

by Dingus Dongus August 26, 2016

Bumstache

The visible panty line that is formed on the backside of a pair of fullback (granny) panties by the gusset stitching, going from one butt cheek to the other.

Oh man, every time that Nancy bends over when in her yoga pants, you can see her bumstache!

by Kah-Kah Bum June 18, 2016

fatty bumsticks

a thin person who has put on weight in strange places resulting in man breasts and a pot belly

Tim better go easy on the snacks or he'll be a fatty bumsticks (oops, too late!!)

by Bold King Cole May 17, 2003

Bottom Buns

When a girls butt hangs out below of her shorts.

When I’m out and about I always keep my eye out for some bottom buns.

by SoulCheetah977 July 15, 2018

bansturbation

A fusion of “ban” and the term for sexual self pleasure.

This refers to the public abuse of the rights citizens, as things that some people simply disapprove of are made illegal, plus the near-sexual frisson of pleasure gained by those who pass such laws.

Lifestyle engineers want to ban everything we enjoy, they get their kicks from bansturbation.

by Narkybeast September 15, 2010