Bumfrigger

The act of masturbation via ones own arsehole.

"Jerry was a terrible bumfrigger, his anus was always on standby."

by Terry Venables May 18, 2008

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Bunggermuffin

The temporary bandage used to wrap around the rectum when it gets blown inside out - a herniated rectum-

when jacob let one rip the other day it was so huge and disgusting that he blew a bunggermuffin

by jocob-loves-mens butthole December 22, 2010

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bumhuggers

small aftereffects of having a crap, the small pieces of fieces that cling to anal hair by un hygenic humans

oh my god we were just discussing toilet habbits when jason told us of his bumhuggers

by dorrisofcirencester February 18, 2011

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bumhugger

Someone who is a homosexual.

"Get away, queer. You're a bumhugger."

by Martin Thomas July 9, 2003

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The reclassification of a human finger/owner of the finger following a skin graft taken from the buttocks of the individual in question. Usually but not exclusively as the result of an accident. To be uttered to the tune of "Goldfinger".

A: "Oh no, he cut off the tip of his finger, he might have to have a skin graft"

B: "Don't they usually take the skin from your arse?"

A: "what and have a bumfinger? ...

B: "BUUUUMFINGGEEEER"

by Dr. Stofadopalous May 3, 2011

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