bumfugler

a person who sexually harasses both men and women, very common at sports camp.

Coach bumfugler tried to rape Connor and Rob at lacrosse camp.

That bumfugler just sexually assaulted that tennis player.

by Shanelax34 December 23, 2008

Bumfucklet

A whiny, narrow minded and/or stuck up younger person from a town of a suburb/rural area.

See Bumfuckling

Bumfucklet: God these bumfucklings in my town think they're such hot shit.

by Blackwatersurge August 7, 2009

Bumfunk

Smell emitted from a sweaty anus.

Ronald's chair reeked of bumfunk after he had sat all afternoon in it that hot Summer's day.

by Surly Hince February 22, 2017

Eternal bumflower

A group of seven male friends begin a circle jerk on a rooftop in Southeast Asia. They simultaneously climax, then throw their legs back like synchronized swimmers forming a perfect star and tan their buttholes for 10 minutes.

Hey buds, don't miss the eternal bumflower this Sunday!

by The Eternal Bumflower September 22, 2021

bumfluffery

Unnecessary nonsense, usually incessant talk or chatter about non-essential details; talk instead of action

Don't bullshit me with that bumfluffery, just do the fucking job!!

by K Weber December 3, 2002

tommy bumfinger

the phrase given to when your finger goes through the toilet paper and presses the rusty sheriffs badge

man, i had a sloppy poop last night and whilst mopping up my fingers went through the wet paper....

...eww tommy bumfinger....now wash your hands

by silverfox73 November 27, 2009

bumfuzzling

Absolutely confusing; making no sense at all; total nonsense

Bia stop talkin, u so bumfuzzlin, its makin my head hurt.

by Ben February 24, 2003