bulldogs in the bathtub

When a man puts his testicles into someone's asshole.

Her ass was so loose, I could have put my bulldogs in the bathtub.

by brooklyn dave September 7, 2006

bulldog chewing a wasp

a screwed-up painfull or ugly expression

he's got a face like a bulldog chewing a wasp..

by fluffkins March 25, 2004

Westfield Bulldogs

The Greatest SCHOOL EVER!!!
Known for our amazing athletes, academics, and our ability to wipe the shit out of those pansy ass Centreville Kids

Centreville Kid: " Hey what school do you go to"
Westfield Kid: "Westfield, how bout you"
Centreville Kid: " I go to c-ville ( commonly used by centreville douch bags) sorry for talking to you, you're way to smart, good looking, and your atheltics the Westfield Bulldogs are to cool"

by Bill Dug October 28, 2009

bulldog eating a ham sandwich

A mangled, or well used vagina; a sloppy slit; a whores cooter; a vagina containing excessive wrinkles....

Damn Becky's slit looked like a "bulldog eating a ham sandwich".

by Beerswizle October 16, 2003

purple bulldog

Take a look in your pants. If you are a dude you have one. If you are a chick you want mine.

Get down on your knees and suck my purple bulldog and get a taste of my manchicken.

by Ubersexual April 21, 2006

bulldog licking piss off a nettle

A particularly ugly or miserable looking person, especially a woman

Christ, did you see that bird Tommo was with last night? She had a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle

by Doc October 26, 2003

breathing bulldog

When you drop your pants, bend over and pass gas in someone's face.

That breathing bulldog was so close I could taste it!

by Shaky55 July 12, 2009