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bullshitium

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The concept of bullshit as an addition to the Periodic Table of Elements
Your argument is pure weapons-grade bullshitium
by kemo Dodger November 5, 2011
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no bullshit attitude

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A "no bullshit attitude" is an amazing thing to receive from someone who knows what they are doing or talking about, isn't willing to listen to whining or a bad attitude, and calls you out on your mistakes so you can improve on them.

And they expect you to know not to take anything they say personally, because they don't mean to. They don't know "who you are" anyways, so why should you be offended, and why should either of you care?

It also means they don't want to hear about your "style", If you're working for them, they've been there for longer than you, have earned their stripes, and simply just know better.

A "no bullshit attitude" isn't an asshole boss though. There are three-strike rules. They take the charge and pick you up when shit is hitting the fan. They give you responsibilities which are reasonable. They will however call you out and not disguise their lack of patience when they see irresponsibility, laziness or carelessness.
I wonder how this guy even got the job. He acts surprised every time he's called out when he fails to perform a responsibility he agreed to when he read the job description. Clearly he can't handle our no bullshit attitude.
by hfontana August 14, 2016
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Bullshit Baffles Brains

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A deception. To put on such a good show the inspector is so impressed (s)he won't bother with a detailed check or to question anything.
Private: I can't believe the general was so impressed with that dog and pony show sir. It's a good thing he didn't really inspect the base, it's SNAFU!

Sargent: Bullshit baffles brains private.
by Eddy July 29, 2007
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A term used by male or female to tell someone not to come to them with whatever bull shit they are talking about.
miss me with the bullshit

Jason: Why did'nt you call me last night? Who else were you out with if you could not call me

Sarah: Miss me with the bullshit. I fell asleep
by bi sexy chocolate August 5, 2008
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Bullshittery

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The act of making false statements or claims.
Tv Infomercial:
"Lose 385 pounds in 3 days with this amazing workout and new pill! It takes your regular metabolism, and puts it on crack!"

Person:
"That is such bullshittery."
by electric172 August 28, 2005
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Something that is comprised or is the result of bullshit. A noun used as an object expressing frustration with the bullshitty aspects of something.
The bullshitry they put you through in that class is absolutely bullshit.
by JayChele February 11, 2009
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That's that bullshit

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Said when one feels that a situation is extremely messed up and unfair. It's not just any bullshit, it's THAT bullshit
by PISSED OFF!!!! FUUUU October 16, 2018
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