Bullshiternet 

1.(noun)Most commonly used to describe an unbearably slow internet connection, particularly a 56k or dial-up, but also can be used when the internet is lagging during video-game play.

2.(noun)What you call the internet after it betrays you by allowing someone to upload a virus to your computer.

(1.)Jon: Why is my MLG(Major League Gaming) video taking so long to download?
Alex: My guess is that its your Bullshiternet connection, you really need to upgrade.

(2.)Jon:Dude what happened? I thought you had that no-scope. It went right through his dome piece.
Alex: It's my damn Bullshiternet provider, it's been slow all damn day.

Bullshiternet by thePsychoAssassin November 20, 2009

bullshitter of the week 

an award to the person who bullshits the most in a week (they are not actually aware they have recieved the award!)

michelle has talked way more bullshit than the usual suspects, so i'll crown her bullshitter of the week.


oh wait.. can you smell something? ohhh think that might be bullshit, coming from bullshitter of the week.

bullshitter of the week by gayul March 1, 2009

professional bullshitter 

Someone who is so good at lying that you believe them even when you know they are probably lying.

Boy: I love you forever, I always have.

Girl: you always say that but then every time I believe you, you disappear.

Boy: I don't what got into me in the past i am so sorry. Honestly you are always on my mind. I promise I am not going anywhere this time.

Girl: you are a Professional Bullshitter how can I believe you.

Boy: because it's true this time and you feel it. I love you I do.

Girl: ya, I love you too.

A few days later Boy acts as though Girl doesn't exist.

professional bullshitter by With Love chris June 29, 2016

Bata Bullshitter 

A Trent University student who spends most of their time outside the Bata steps talking about things that they pretend to feel, dreams they won't chase, and hoping that staying in school will never allow them to confront their failure to chase their dreams head on.

T: I really want to have my own place, go to grad school, and really live for myself. It's all other peoples' fault that I can't accomplish these things.

N: Trust me, grad school's great. It's alot of fun...wonderful. I dream of being a prof, or just having sway over other peoples' fertile young imaginations because someone torched mine so long ago that it'll render me thoughtless to how I treat others permanently. Academics is the place for me.

Geez, there's alot of Bata Bullshitters out today

Bata Bullshitter by camdamily October 15, 2008

bullshitter 

someone who tells you all about their millions of castles all around the world, and their own island that no one else knows about, their 10000s of musical intruments that dont excist the list goes on and on and on...

in short- Dale blackburn

bullshitter by mwahahaa November 8, 2004

bullshitery 

When something is so bullshit you call it bullshitery

"The fact I didnt get drafted for World War III is so bullshitery"

bullshitery by BigBlackBasketBallPlayers February 27, 2023

Bullshitery 

Initially derived from the phrase "bull shit airy". This phrase was used by herders of flying cows to describe cows that shit in mid flight, this later came to mean any bullshit that was higher in altitude then normal, and later to its current meaning of any bullshit that is bullshitier then normal.

person 1: "fred said some bullshit last week"
person 2: "actually that bullshit exceeded the limit for normal bullshit promoting it to bullshitery"

Bullshitery by Bull of the shits May 24, 2015