Covid bullseye 

Slang for a person with most or all of the risk factors to be tapped by the stealthy Coronavirus.

Well shit, I’m old and my health is fucked, so I guess I’m a perfect Covid bullseye!

Covid bullseye by Dr Bunnygirl July 29, 2020

Golden Bullseye

The act of urinating through the hole in a doughnut into a urinal or a toilet and then proceeding to eat said doughnut

Guy 1: "I bet Mark $30 he wouldn't do a Golden Bullseye the other day."
Guy 2: "Did he do it?"
Guy 1: "Of course he did, that guy's crazy!"

Golden Bullseye by HendrixButWhite June 11, 2018

Mexican Bullseye

The sexual act of dousing the anus of a person with tabasco sauce and proceeding to toss that person's salad.

Yo man, last night my girlfriend gave me the best mexican bullseye ever.

Mexican Bullseye by poopchute11 January 17, 2011

cumshot bullseye

Trendy lower-back tattoo that serves as a target when ejaculating from behind on your girl. Or somebody else's girl.

"Todd is totally going to freak out when he finds out I unloaded on his underage sister's cumshot bullseye."

cumshot bullseye by The Semen Archer July 27, 2006

the bullseye

When you're nailing a babe from behind, whilst downing an entire tall boy Natty Ice. Upon finishing, crushing the can on her back, so as to form a red ring on it. Then aiming any and all ejaculates toward said ring.

Oh my god, I can't believe that asshole gave me the bullseye the other night!

the bullseye by joeyhotshot January 12, 2011

soggy bullseye 

Soggy bullseye is a game played by a group of mates (usually 4+) where they nominate one of the fellas to bend over and spread their cheeks. The other blokes all jack off and try and shoot their loads on to the “bullseye” from the furthest distance away. The bloke that gets his target from the furthest distance wins a free reach around at the end of the night

Me and the boys had a wicked game of soggy bullseye last night.. spanga copped it hard..

soggy bullseye by Thenailer June 18, 2019

turkish bullseye 

A very large and overgrown patch of pubic hair, where the margin marking the transition from peri-vaginal hair to peri-anal hair is blurred-essentially creating a continuous patch of hair from the low back to the belly-button

Lee: Hey- Sanj- you hooked up with that hot chick priti - I bet that was incredible!

Sanj: Yeah, I thought it was going to be incredible- but she has a big turkish bullseye- it looked like a camel's asshole down there

Lee: Oh shit- that sucks

turkish bullseye by schmuckaneers June 6, 2009