maybe if a bullfrog had wings it wouldn't hit its butt when it jumped 

A weird saying that your southern relative said to you once. People speculate is has the same kind of meaning as: maybe is a strong word, maybe if the starving children had food they wouldn’t starve. But it seems to be said all country-like and it’s strange now.

Relative: Maybe If A Bullfrog Had Wings It Wouldn’t Hit Its Butt When It Jumped.
You: (Visible confusion)
Relative: maybe if a bullfrog had wings it wouldn't hit its butt when it jumped
You: Wtf
Relative: MAYB-
You: STOP
Relative: maybe is a strong word

maybe if a bullfrog had wings it wouldn't hit its butt when it jumped by Dedatedwam February 26, 2021

Bulldogging

When a male tucks his genitalia between his legs while nude and bends over, giving the appearance of a bulldog from the rear.

Guy 1: Man, I can't remember much of last night.

Guy 2: You were pretty wasted. You downed a bottle of vodka and then you started bulldogging my in-laws.

Guy1: Sorry son.

Bulldogging by nma12345 July 15, 2010

bulldogging

Losing total control of your bowels via diarrhea and vomiting at the same time.

You should have seen my bathroom after that broad left, she totally bull dogged the whole place. I needed a HAZMAT suit to clean up. Bulldogging is not a sexy thang.

bulldogging by Kid Stardust December 15, 2008

Olde English Bulldogge 

A recreation of the original victorian age Bulldog of the 17th and 18th century. See definition for "Bulldogge"

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Olde English Bulldogge by Linda Harper December 21, 2004

Bulldoggin' 

A woman over 40 years old with sagging, dripping labia.

Did you see that cougar at the bar? Bitch was bulldoggin' over those young studs.

Bulldoggin' by nicoah April 12, 2011

Mexican Bullfrog 

a sexual act where you are on top of the girl whilst she is in a "frog" position. she jumps around on the floor and you have to see how long you can stay on for.

alex: Hey steve, get ash and jake over here, I totally mexican bullfrogged my girlfriend lastnight lasted about 50 seconds!

Mexican Bullfrog by ash steve jake alex March 5, 2011

Bullfrogging

A type of kiss where Person A covers the Person B's mouth with their own, and Person B blows into their mouth. If you do it enough, you'll feel a sensation like being high.

John was up all night bullfrogging with his girlfriend, so he slept through his exams.

Bullfrogging by GoddessFreya December 12, 2009