buddism

We are stardust .

Buddism teaches that everything including us will be recycled . If you're conscious of it , make the most of it .

by John1950 October 20, 2017

Buddhism

worshiping fat asians

i partake in Buddhism which means i worship the fattest of Asians

by ttvtheslothkiong June 29, 2022

Buddhism

A religion were you have to accept 4 things.

1) All compounded phenomena are impermanent.
2) All emotions are pain
3) all things have no inherent existence
4) Enlightgenment is beyond concepts.

If you accept those four truths, you can rightfully call yourself a Buddhist. You may eat meat, you may not shave your head, you may idolize eminem and Paris Hilton, As long as you accept those, you are buddhist.

Buddhism is way more than a simple smile and a marron skirt.

by Parker Kelly AEKY December 15, 2008

Buddhism

A beautiful religion that is misunderstood in the west. Often times shrouded within a haze of mystic stereotypes and unrealistic depictions in Hollywood and movies. A lot of douchebag American scholars have tried to water down the whole religion of Buddhism to a mere philosophy free of all if any abstract supernatural concepts and elements. This of course would be a gross misunderstanding of the 2500 year old tradition as well. Hippies all across Europe and the U.S. and Canada have really given Buddhism a bad rep. Especially since so many of these ass holes seem to hold to the honest conviction that the teachings of The Buddha are just what ever the hell they make up. Not like that is blatant cultural appropriation at all. By that I mean the cultural appropriation of Buddhism itself because as a belief system, it is owned by no race. It was founded by an Indian/ Nepalese prince and was spread by early monks from there to Japan to Ancient Greece. Unlike the false notion that Buddhism is some how owned by Asians. Even though they are the folks who are often the most disrespected when T.V shows like King of The Hill or Family Guy suddenly decide to start making fun of Buddhism. Even though they don't know their Naraka from Nirvana.

Person 1: You know man, I've been thinking about converting to Buddhism lately.
Person 2: You mean that hippy bullshit that David Carradine used to smoke pot and beat up bad guys with back in the 70's before he hanged himself?
Person 1: Sigh...

by THE OLD SCHOOLER September 22, 2017

Buddhism

1. A religion where all violence is rejected and you are to be one with nature.

Dude, I was gonna save your girlfriend, but I follow buddhism, so I couldn't. She's dead now.

by The Lord or Words April 7, 2011

buddhism

In six century BC, a fat Indian named Siddhartha Gautama meditated under a tree so long he met a grunge band called Nirvana.

Guy1: hey isnt he into Buddhism.

Guy2: yeah look at how centered he is like whoooaaaaaa....

by nailana July 13, 2006

Atheist Buddism

Just another cult sect in the Atheist religion. All Atheist Buddist followers, believe Budda was an Atheist, even though he believe in Gods. As a plus they contradict buddism and swear and insult Islam.

Dickhead: I am an Atheist buddist!
Soulman: Well you are a dick head...that's for sure simon!
Dickhead: I am a CNCRoadKill!
Soulman: (Eats the soul of Dickhead) Go be ignorant in my shit simon! Atheist buddism is just as pathetic as Atheism!

by Pseudnym_unknown2 December 24, 2009