Bobby Buchanan

The hacker of sheer awsomeness located In chiefland Florida who is the bane of existence to all teachers because he has a six sense of how to annoy any teacher till she wants to quit her job. He also almost shut down the entire internet for the whole levy county. Also when he got bored one day he lit his bestfriend Austin Ross on fire at school. Bobby likes to go into chat rooms and mess with pedofiles by imitating a teen girl and giving out enemies personal information. Also he loves to mess with a fatass named john Sikes by repeataly hitting him in the nuts so he won't reproduce.

Bobby: hey Austin come over here I have a surprise for you(bobby pulls out a can of axe and a lighter and lights Austin on fire)

Austin: damn you Bobby Buchanan this burns.

by Jklala March 20, 2011

Buchanan

Buchanan is a northern english term to discribe a foolish person, similar to a clown shoe

That guy is a total Buchanan, last night i was drunk and i was a total Buchanan

by thebeardgz May 25, 2011

Bucky Buchanan

Love-lusting stalker, usually male, who hunts female victims across the seas via the internet. He then arranges to meet them shortly before marrying them. On arrival at their new home they are chained to the house in some way, never to be seen again.

Stalks randoms using trees and secret in-house surveilance cameras in spare time...

Me: Where's Jeremy?
Jim: He's getting married.
Me: Not again!
Jim: Yep! The little Bucky Buchanan twat...

by Bob McFlange May 2, 2006

Marc Buchanan's

Where the M.A.F.I.A. keep cannons.

Cristal forever, play the crib when its mink weather- the M.A.F.I.A keep cannons in they Marc Buchanan's

by thebouncer090 January 31, 2010

got-a-bunt-and-a-bush-in-the-buchanan-on-gov't-st

holy holy holy shit...

i got-a-bunt-and-a-bush-in-the-buchanan-on-gov't-st right now..

by jecca September 21, 2003

Buchanan Mapplebeck

When girl isn't good enough for you so you decide you identify as a IKEA shopping bag

"Jim why don't you have a girlfriend yet"
"I am a Buchanan Mapplebeck"

by IKEA BOIII November 6, 2019

Buchanan County Fun Dip

Buchanan County, Virginia, facing some degree of isolation nestled in the Appalachian Mountains, likely having little access to regular fun dips, has invented its own variation of the classic fun dip. Licking a male appendage to apply moisture, then sprinkling a little meth ("dip") on it, and finally proceeding with "fun".

The Sheriff's Deputies got a kick out of the case of Buchanan County Fun Dip that came across their desk.

by spazzyspaz August 28, 2025