budget wipe

Using both sides of a wad of toilet paper to wipe your ass after taking a shit in order to conserve. Originally considered as a way to save money for frequent shitters by buying less TP but used more often by broke college students or military personnel in the field with limited access to said TP.

Wes: There's only one roll of TP left in the bathroom till payday. Piiiissssss!!!

Nick: Looks like we're gonna have to budget wipe till then man. Shiiiiiiit!!!

by Jerrami J. October 16, 2008

bridgett vickery

Sexy,gorgeous,fun,independent,red head with strikingly ice blue eyes curvy and a bubble butt all the girls want to be

Her all the guys want to be with her shes cool like that

Did you see Bridgett vickery she is so cool I want to be just like her

by Destiny420 July 12, 2017

Budget Phone

Phones that are made for lower-income people. Some range from dollar general grade shit, to flagship premium phone levels at a lower price.

Cash to Josh "Well now im gonna have to get a damn budget phone now since my ex fucked up my iphone7."

by Ramsy Norris August 7, 2021

Bridgette

Fabulous, outgoing, original, amazing, sassy, THE ONLY ONE. Loving, bitchy, opinionated. Out spoken, If you have one don't ever let her go as you wont find another like her. One in a million!!! Nice clothes, likes to talk. Make a good friend. Yet don't mess with her or her man because you will have hell to pay.

I want to be just like Bridgette

by Foreveralways February 3, 2010

budget dust

money that is said to be insignificant when compared to other, usually planned, expenditures.

Pete Dick: "There is my sister's ex-boyfriend Robertto, lets go over and say hi, he will buy us a drink."
Robertto: "Hey Pete, how are you?"
Pete Dick: "let me buy you a drink."
Robertto: "Please, put your money away I will get you a drink."
Pete Dick: "Robertto, how do you afford to do this, you must be an international man of leisure..."
Robertto: "what, these drinks, this is budget dust for me compared to how much money your sister used to make me pay for dill does and other sex toys!"
The Cooker: "I heard that about her!"
Robertto (laughing): "Yeah, I really broke her heart when I dumped her, sorry Pete."
Pete Dick: "Forget about it, baby bubba, we are still friends, just shut up and Irish yourself."

by Pete Dick March 21, 2008

Bridget brownies

brownies that have been baked to perfection, usually with chocolate chips, and enjoyed by everyone. so much so, that friends will eat the brownies without permission when Bridget is not in the room.

Oh man, all the brownies are gone! They must have been some bridget brownies.

by bddancer14 September 3, 2010

Budget cut bathrooms

"budget cut schools" which the bathrooms are disgusting. Weird, undescribable things happen. Everyone complains about what the hell goes on in there but the culprit is never found. Tends to always smell vulgar. Incidents include: used tampons and pads strewn across the floor, poop not in the toilet, inspiring quotes written on toilet paper with mean remarks next to it, toilet paper EVERYWHERE, broken locks, leaking toilets, clogged toilets, no soap, pubes on toilet seats, urinals have poop, and period blood written on mirrors. These bathrooms largely exist in the Southern California area.

"Dude I had to go to bathroom so badly but I decided I wouldnt because the stall was a budget cut bathroom straight out of a Jackass Movie."

I'm pretty sure the entire school is sick because no one can wash there hands in the budget cut bathrooms.

I would only switch from El Toro to a private school because at least they have seat covers!

by ilikerunnin1600 March 30, 2011