brown-nose schizo

One who bad mouths the boss behind his/her back, and then sucks up to the boss in his/her presence.

Joe is always first to compliment his boss, even though his coworkers know that Joe's a brown-nose schizo who always trashes management at the water cooler.

by Rodney81 September 5, 2009

Brown Nose Brigade

The ridiculously large group of "Yes People" who follow the "Big Wig" around whenever your place-of-work gets a visit from corporate.

Watch out, the COO is coming this way and they're bringing the whole Brown Nose Brigade with them.

by TrueArch September 28, 2021

brown nose job

when a certain task is designed to look good for someone else, invariably a boss and you want extra points

look at mr suckup doing a brown nose job for the boss

by jaffaw July 16, 2009

brown nose filter

An imaginary plug-in for the Mozilla Firefox browser that allows bloggers to delete excessively sycophantic commenting.

Hey, Petite, I see you haven't yet installed the new brown nose filter for these comments.

by Ria Bacon September 7, 2005

BROWN NOSE FOCUS

WHEN YOUR NEW MANAGER AND YOUR OLD MANAGER ARE IN THE SAME ROOM

WHEN JONATHAN TOLD HIS NEW MANAGER HOW MUCH HE APPREICATED HIM, HIS OLD MANAGER SAID I SEE YOU HAVENT LOST YOUR BROWN NOSE FOCUS.

by MEPE11 September 10, 2009

Brown Nose Swoop

When a person decides to run up behind their friend, and knee slide desperately only to find his/her nose buried in the back end of said friend.

"Hey man hold up, see Debbie over there? I dare you to give her a Brown Nose Swoop." "You mean a Texan Ass Smooch?" "Yeah bro, she'll love it."

by TraceWasHere September 17, 2014

brown nose creeper

When a person sneaks into a secluded area and spies an unsuspecting nude sunbather ass up and decides to say hello by quickly and susprisingly tossing her salad

Bill saw a sweaty glistening ass facing him when he came to clean the pool today and gave her the old brown nose creeper.

by The mad shatter June 18, 2014