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Brosetta Stone

A sacred artifact uncovered at a 2007 Jack Johnson concert, that allowed modern scholars to translate 80's 90's and 00's brospeak.
Dude i was watching Top Gun and couldn't understand Tom Cruise at all.

Why don't you check the brosetta stone to find out?
by Nabrolean Bronaparte May 2, 2010
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brometheus

Yo brometheus, lets chill later.
by RidersofBrohan December 12, 2009
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Brolette

A female bro. Irregardless of their sexual orientation lady bros will often do things a bro would. They are not your sisters, they are your bros.
Brolette, Wing-man, co-op buddie, laugh at dirty jokes, be funny, etc.
by Samsiel June 3, 2011
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Broverb

A simple a concrete saying which expresses a bro truth.
A: I only have three popped collars. The bitches will not appreciate my swag.
B: It's not how many popped collars you have, it's how you use them.
A: Thanks, man, you're like some kind of guru with all your broverbs.
B: FBG$
by tankedinatutu November 7, 2011
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broverwhelming

adj. Something so saturated in bro that your emotions and feelings are taken over and you are left at a loss for words at the broness of it all. Typically something considered "broverwhelming" will focus on beer, high fives, women more beautiful and sexy than any you'll actually meet in real life, and conversations about sexual conquests followed by more high fives.
Example 1: Friend 1 - "What movie did you end up watching last night, and how was it?"
Friend 2 - "I watched Fast and Furious 7. It was completely broverwhelming, what with the camera randomly panning from muscled guys driving fast cars, to hot girls' asses, to women in bikinis dancing in cages, to beer, to hot girls' asses, to tires spinning, to hot women dancing under streams of water, to fast cars, and then to asses again, because broness. I had to read a few passages from Sense and Sensibility when I was done to repair the damage."

Example 2: "That party I went to last night was totally broverwhelming. When I showed up, there were a bunch of guys huddled around each other throwing their hands in the air while singing along with 'Tonight We Are Young' by FUN. Then they all slammed a beer, gave each other high fives, and asked all the girls to have a wet t-shirt contest, which they did while giggling like idiots."
by TyroneSlothrop December 10, 2015
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Broverboard

When a bro does an act that is most definitely overboard.
I went broverboard when I ate all the Doritos that my bro bough for himself.
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Brove

Literally, "bro love". Absolutely no relation to intimate love. A special bond that exists between two bros who share common interests and goals and spend much time participating in awesome adventures and chasing tail.

Brove has nothing to do with an intimate relationship. A Bro may brove more than one brove and may be broved by several bros as well. There is no jealousy. If the bros all know each other, a brotherhood may form. When two brove notice that their brove is fading, no messy breakup takes place. The bros simply say "You go that way and be awesome over there, I'll go this way and be awesome over here."

There is no love like Brove.
"Man, Johnny and I did some crazy shit with these babes down by the ravine yesterday. I'm so glad he got me out of the house, I brove that man."
by Violaghost May 8, 2010
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